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Fuzzysquid career downloads about delicious photos	/ Main As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!” “What was it, Sir?” said Flask. “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.” Moby-Dick, 1851
	NEWS 3-17-09 No one reads this column Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried. 4-21-08 Archives Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out. 1-18-08 new iPhone icon Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it. 1-14-05 LJ images Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!) 4-02-04 FURL Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster. LINKS SQUID STUFF TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people. PEOPLE I KNOW Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.	BLAG read the archive Tuesday, November 21, 2006 dannyboy 3:15 PM (1) Comments: What did I tell you, nobody wants to hear about your dreams, much less ones you can't remember. posted by J.Ro - 11/24/2006 1:25 PM Post a Comment I had a dream last night that I remember really well, to my chagrin. I don't want to detail all of it here in text, because it was disgusting. I'm just glad it was a movie-type dream and I wasn't a main character. It had to do with the French resistance, vomiting, anal bleeding, an unfortunate woman named Anette, a Banana Republic store as representing the abstract concept of commercialism, and ultimately, a statue in honor of Anette's memory. Sunday, November 19, 2006 dannyboy 8:47 PM (4) Comments: Career or wardrobe? I always knew you had an eye for silver jumpsuits and leotards. posted by moxy - 11/19/2006 8:58 PM I had a nightmare last night that actually freaked me out even after I woke up. I had that anxiety feeling in my chest. It was very odd for a dream to impact me that much. I was also impressed with my brain as the nightmare was fairly complex and had creepy word problems associated with it. posted by Fletcher - 11/20/2006 6:26 PM I told her what we're all thinking, WRT her bangs. I mean, honestly. Also, I told her what could've made their last album not sucky. posted by dannyboy - 11/21/2006 3:15 PM Actually, there are a few tracks off their new album that I really liked, which was kind of a shock to myself. There was also a period when I couldn't stop listening to "Cheated Hearts" on repeat. posted by moxy - 11/25/2006 9:12 AM Post a Comment I just remembered that I had a dream wherein I was giving Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's some much needed advice about her career. dannyboy 9:04 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I learned a new word today from my spam folder: "sexamasy". That's my favorite kind of spam (if there was such a thing), where I can at least appreciate the creativity put into it, driven by evil as it is. My least favorite kind of spam is where they tell me I've won a set of Rachael Ray cookbooks. Insult + Injury. Thursday, November 16, 2006 dannyboy 7:02 PM (1) Comments: "I want to be stuffed and put on the couch as a constant reminder of our marital oath" posted by Fletcher - 11/17/2006 6:49 PM Post a Comment We buried my grandfather's ashes today. And we went to another buffet. I've written several times about what I want done to me after I die, and I'd like to amend those instructions right now: NO wake, NO viewing. Don't let them do anything to my body to make it "presentable." Remember me as you remember me, not as a mortician made me up to be. No mopey services, no churches, no graveyards. Obey, or your ass is so haunted. Saturday, November 11, 2006 dannyboy 11:15 AM (1) Comments: xo xo. food is love. posted by moxy - 11/12/2006 7:02 PM Post a Comment My family loves buffets. I mean they really love buffets. All of them. My grandparents, all my various aunts and uncles, my parents. Every single time we get together, we have to go. They have no idea how much this kills me on the inside. On my personal scale of things that can be ingested (and kept down), I'm not sure there's a whole lot to the left of 'buffet food'. The entire concept of The Buffet is antithetical to the kind of life I labor to live. Troughs of lukewarm, overseasoned, glassy food, prepared by the gallon. And the people, milling about like livestock until the few high-ticket items get replenished. All you can eat, all you can waste. Yesterday, after the cremation ceremony, we went to what had been my grandfather's favorite buffet. Sigh. The death of a family member should hurt, and this lunch certainly lived up to expectations. Family IS food, and I'm glad I have memories of my family cooking—simple meals that I'd take over any $300 celebrity-chef dinner. Wednesday, November 08, 2006 dannyboy 9:42 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment It takes about three days for a weakened man in his late eighties to die after you stop feeding him. And so that's it. He died at 6am this morning. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now. This is effectively the first death in my life. Tuesday, November 07, 2006 dannyboy 9:32 PM (2) Comments: I forgot to mention that I actually told him about the hospital date and he said he would have left me there too. posted by J.Ro - 11/07/2006 11:34 AM That's... so beautiful it physically hurts me. posted by dannyboy - 11/07/2006 11:38 AM Post a Comment Jessie: I went on a date last night and it was so traumatic it hearkened back to the "got left in the ER" days. it was the worst date evah and it was less than 2 hours! Jessie: he couldn't take his eyes off my breasts except when he was giving creepy eyes to other women Jessie: he had obvious anger management issues. Jessie: at one point he said "my real grandmother was a whore!" but he was seething as he said it Jessie: he used the table napkin to blow his nose Jessie: like 5 times Jessie: and he kept looking at it Jessie: and then he used it to wipe his mouth and face me: this is good. me: this is making me feel really good about myself Jessie: I almost left when he was in the bathroom Jessie: like every time he blew his nose he had to examine it me: AUGH Jessie: EVERY THING he did was repulsive and offensive Jessie: he started molesting me in the strand bookstore and grabbed my boob and groaned "they're soooooo huuuuuuuge" me: omg Jessie: the second hour was mostly me just hiding from him in the strand bookstore Jessie: after the huge comment, he was like "I am sooooo horny". I was afraid if I said anything witty or honest that it would engage him, and he would be interested in me. Jessie: like if I said "You are a repulsive human being and everything you have done tonight has been disgusting and offensive" I would never get rid of him Jessie: I have been on some awful dates, but this might be the tops me: YES Ahhh. me: that is seriously awesome me: you have no idea how much confidence the men you date give me Jessie: here's an awful detail, the whole blowing his nose thing happened really early and he had already been there for 1/2 an hour Jessie: so the napkin was prob already all snotted up me: why did you even go with him to strand? why didn't you just cut and run Jessie: I knew he had to be somewhere and it was easier than ditching Jessie: otherwise he might be interested in me Jessie: he had this insane amount of internal anger Jessie: I could have been on some candid camera show Monday, November 06, 2006 dannyboy 6:38 PM (2) Comments: It's a mechanical bull!!! posted by J.Ro - 11/07/2006 12:05 AM maybe she should get the iGallop posted by Da Unknown - 11/07/2006 5:21 PM Post a Comment Jessie: are you going to be here for x-mas? Jessie: Molly and I are trying to get a mechanical bull for a new years party me: yeah I need to figure out tickets Jessie: MECHANICAL BULL me: I kind of want to wait until after the holidays to go back, but that might be depressing Jessie: C'MON Jessie: my slutty friends Jessie: and a mechanical bull? me: I see. Jessie: it's like a movie me: I think I know which one you're talking about. Jessie: one? Friday, November 03, 2006 dannyboy 10:36 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment mng168: i had a dream i had a baby mng168: she was cute dkuo: was she in a little giraffe suit? dkuo: man I wish adults wore costumes more often dkuo: I want to be in a bear suit RIGHT NOW dkuo: but that would be "weird" and "unprofessional" mng168: hahaa mng168: i would love to be in costume right now mng168: i'd be a watermelon dkuo: YES! mng168: haha dkuo: OMG dkuo: I need this suit

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