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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Tuesday, November 07, 2006
dannyboy 9:32 PM (2)



I forgot to mention that I actually told him about the hospital date and he said he would have left me there too.


That's... so beautiful it physically hurts me.


Jessie: I went on a date last night and it was so traumatic it hearkened back to the "got left in the ER" days. it was the worst date evah and it was less than 2 hours!
Jessie: he couldn't take his eyes off my breasts except when he was giving creepy eyes to other women
Jessie: he had obvious anger management issues.
Jessie: at one point he said "my real grandmother was a whore!" but he was seething as he said it
Jessie: he used the table napkin to blow his nose
Jessie: like 5 times
Jessie: and he kept looking at it
Jessie: and then he used it to wipe his mouth and face
me: this is good.
me: this is making me feel really good about myself
Jessie: I almost left when he was in the bathroom
Jessie: like every time he blew his nose he had to examine it
me: AUGH
Jessie: EVERY THING he did was repulsive and offensive
Jessie: he started molesting me in the strand bookstore and grabbed my boob and groaned "they're soooooo huuuuuuuge"
me: omg
Jessie: the second hour was mostly me just hiding from him in the strand bookstore
Jessie: after the huge comment, he was like "I am sooooo horny". I was afraid if I said anything witty or honest that it would engage him, and he would be interested in me.
Jessie: like if I said "You are a repulsive human being and everything you have done tonight has been disgusting and offensive" I would never get rid of him
Jessie: I have been on some awful dates, but this might be the tops
me: YES Ahhh.
me: that is seriously awesome
me: you have no idea how much confidence the men you date give me
Jessie: here's an awful detail, the whole blowing his nose thing happened really early and he had already been there for 1/2 an hour
Jessie: so the napkin was prob already all snotted up
me: why did you even go with him to strand? why didn't you just cut and run
Jessie: I knew he had to be somewhere and it was easier than ditching
Jessie: otherwise he might be interested in me
Jessie: he had this insane amount of internal anger
Jessie: I could have been on some candid camera show

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