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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


NEWS



3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.


4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.


1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.


1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)


4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.





LINKS

    SQUID STUFF

  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.



    PEOPLE I KNOW

  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive


Monday, June 29, 2009
dannyboy 7:24 PM (0)

 
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Now that I have had a few days to process Michael Jackson's death, I think many of our thoughts can be summed up by a cartoon cat:
What I think a lotta folks are feelin’ now is a regret. Not regret that a man died; no. They regret that for almost three decades they been mockin’ this guy. This guy who wrote Thriller, and PYT, and Billie Jean. You know who you are, you Michael deniers, listenin’ to your The Cure or Aerosmith.”

Also, Téodor does a thing.

Thursday, June 18, 2009
dannyboy 5:25 PM (0)

 
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I think ubiquitous access to my email has actually made me a much worse person to correspond with. I am finding, to my shock, that more and more emails are slipping between the cracks, particularly if I read the email on a mobile device and then think I'll get to responding later. I won't. [I blame drinking and airplanes.] So I'm very sorry if I've missed your email, it's probably not because I hate you.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009
dannyboy 3:25 PM (0)

 
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Getting yourself on the bone marrow donor database is good thing to do, particularly if you're a minority or of mixed-race background. Unfortunately the testing kit typically costs a significant amount of money, and is usually partly paid for by the donor. But from June 8th - 22nd, the National Marrow Donor Program will send you a kit for free.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009
dannyboy 9:33 PM (0)

 
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On Happiness. A 72 year-long study of 268 men and their lives. Apropos to all the things I've been thinking about lately.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009
dannyboy 11:36 AM (0)

 
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ON THE SUBJECT OF MY FAVORITE HORSE TO WHIP

“I don't know the precise etymology, but 'foodie' always does seem to have a negative connotation when I hear it, even if the usage wasn't intended as a pejorative. A 'foodie' is generally someone who has more money and leisure time than is probably healthy for them, and has substituted a meaningful pursuit with food-as-entertainment.

“I suspect the term 'foodie' was invented by people who don't know the word 'epicure'.

Monday, April 06, 2009
dannyboy 3:52 PM (0)

 
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Ain't nobody going to step up but your own damn self.

Monday, March 09, 2009
dannyboy 11:23 AM (3)

 
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From a lot of conversations with people from overseas, it seems the US is more sensitive to race issues than other countries. That and we have a culture based on liability. Combine those things...



 

Well the first thing, yes, the US has a lot more diversity than Japan. So of course we are more sensitive. Plus that pesky slave thing in our history.

Your second point... what? What does being sensitive to the members of your audience have to do with liability? No one is suing anyone here...



 

With the liability aspect, everyone walks on eggshells. It seems that people are made to believe they *should be more offended by everything. Also, I wasn't discussing anything with Japan, but had good conversations with people from Holland and Ghana a while back. It was very eye opening about how we think of race in the US.



 

 
I don't have the wherewithal to brief you on the whole mess if you don't already know about it, but basically Resident Evil 5 has/is eliciting two distinct responses from gamers: "WOW that is amazingly racist", and "hmm I just don't see it".

On the one hand, you play a lone white man in Africa, and it is your job to murder thousands of black people, while stealing their gold and precious gems (which you then spend on purchasing arms). On the other hand, I obviously don't know as much about the history of racism and cultural backdrop of post-colonial Africa as a 13 year old kid from Ohio who calls himself "xXxHugeDong57xXx".

But what really tweaked me today was reading this sentence in a commercial review of the game: "I personally didn't find Resident Evil 5 to have an overtly racist feel". This makes me facepalm for more than two reasons. Cutting to the chase: just because you do not find something to be racist does not make it free of racism, nor does it make racism a subjective matter. Contrary to what most Americans think, not all opinions are worth the same (or worth anything at all). Even worse than that is the dismissal of the entire issue with a few cavalier words that both trivializes the subject and centers the conversation around the author himself.

Because gosh, I was just thinking to myself that the most underrepresented opinion out there is what white men in America think of racism.

Thursday, March 05, 2009
dannyboy 11:42 PM (0)

 
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So… I haven't had much to say in a long while. Thankfully, all the malformed, pointless, and random thoughts I've had have been funneled into my twitter stream. You can find it if you're interested enough.

But mostly I've been rethinking this whole blag business—lately there's nothing I find interesting enough to write about that I'm also comfortable sharing with everyone. Maybe privacy is the new narcissism?

Well here, look at this then. It's made me laugh because otherwise I'd be looking for someone to punch. A significant part of what is on my mind these days is what life will be like the next few years and how I ought to optimize for those scenarios.

Monday, January 26, 2009
dannyboy 4:22 PM (0)

 
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YESSSS! PART II January 2009 is turning into the best month EVRR!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009
dannyboy 12:55 PM (1)

 
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also, I think it's hilarious that LeVar is twitter friends with Wil Wheaton and recently goaded Brent Spiner to join.



 

 
GUYS this is basically the best twitter message ever!! Happy Inauguration Day everyone!

Saturday, January 10, 2009
dannyboy 10:00 PM (0)

 
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Happy Birthday Tintin!

The Economist gives some context for Americans who most likely don't know much about Tintin, and this guy explains why it's taken so long for Spielberg's movie treatment to get off the ground.

Friday, January 09, 2009
dannyboy 6:36 PM (0)

 
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YESS!

“The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam—and it didn't matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.”

PARTY TIME EXCELLENT

Also, happy new year everyone!

Monday, November 24, 2008
dannyboy 1:51 PM (1)

 
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Eh, um... I think I have something in both of my eyes... sniff.



 

 
I know this is several years old, but every time I see Animal Crossing mentioned I can't help but think about this and it makes me bawwww because it's something my mom would do :(

Monday, November 17, 2008
dannyboy 3:52 PM (1)

 
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I think we used to have that floral one too! Taiwanese home kitchens FTW!



 

 
MY FRIENDS, after 10 years of dutiful service, the little rice cooker I brought with me to college is now kaput. I need a new one, but there are many choices available... and they are all AWESOME!

This one looks like a WALL-E robot.

This one looks like a Cylon.

This one kind of looks like a monkey.

This little guy looks like wants to hit me with his spoon.

This one has pastel flowers, looks like it is from the 80s, and reminds me of my mom.

But the one I am leaning most towards buying is... well, she doesn't look like much, but apparently she's got it where it counts. It was the cooker recently recommended by Cooks Illustrated. I call her "Helga".

Tuesday, November 04, 2008
dannyboy 8:12 PM (1)

 
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QED is latin for "booyah."



 

 
me: I have mixed feelings about this. I mean, on the one hand, happy non-retard America day. But on the other hand, I don't get to move to Denmark.
Brian: You can now go with honor rather in disgrace.
Brian:And take off the Canadian flag on all your travel gear.
Brian: Are you out at a party?
me: Yes. It is not an awesome party though, as I am on my computer.
me: Q.E.D.
Brian: That is not really a party.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008
dannyboy 5:15 PM (0)

 
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I wanted to hate this BUT THEN I SAW THE TURTLEEEEEE

dannyboy 9:53 AM (0)
 
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Guys, I have lots of opinions on things that may be relevant to your interests, but I just have not had the wherewithal to BLOG IT ALL UP. I may need to hire a ghostwriter to take over this thing. Here is a brief list to tide you over until I can expand operations to include full-time staff.

Opinion 1: I would like to meet some proponents of Proposition 8 (the anti-gay marriage proposal on the ballot in California, sponsored entirely by an out-of-state religious cult that insists their members wear only church-approved underwear). I would like to have a dialogue with them on the subject of being assholes of the highest caliber. There may be punching involved.

Opinion 2: I all too often find myself in a situation where my behavior would be grounds for mockery by a second copy of me. THANK GOD WE ARE CURRENTLY UNABLE TO CLONE PEOPLE. For example, I was in a restaurant recently where I bristled at the complete lack of non-Californian wines on the menu. I BRISTLED. So basically the part of me that knows a small amount about wines, enough to know that all their picks were not very good, was having a fight with the part of me that doesn't want to be someone whose monocle-replacement budget is simply astronomical, what with the constant shattering due to shock!

Opinion 3: Why are all the games everyone is getting a boner over (c.f., Bioshock, now Dead Space) just not that interesting to me? Is it because I am better than you? PROBABLY.

Opinion 4: I LIKE ALL-CAPS BECAUSE MY POINT IS MORE SALIENT WHEN I YELL

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
dannyboy 11:14 PM (0)

 
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LEVERAGING THE STAGGERING POWER OF MY VAST READERSHIP TO EFFECT A RUNUP IN GOLD:

me: so I just opened a brokerage account with the intention of shifting part of my portfolio into gold.
me: I think I am like, one bank closing away from buying shotguns
me: also I bought and ate a can of Hormel Beef Tamales to prepare myself for what the future will be like
Brian: ha
me: It is by far the worst thing I have ever eaten
me: and I have eaten some pretty terrible things
Brian: being Asian I can empathize
me: they were all perfect skinny rectangles of extruded tamale
me: and instead of corn husks it was wrapped in... waxed paper?
Brian: you are getting a lot of paper in your diet lately
me: I AM AWARE

Monday, September 08, 2008
dannyboy 6:02 PM (0)

 
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GUYS NOW YOU CAN LOOK LIKE PAC-MAN IS EATING YOU

Sunday, September 07, 2008
dannyboy 3:31 PM (0)

 
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I just got trouted for the second time in two weeks, after several years of silence. I wonder if they've restarted using twitter, since I haven't posted my IM anywhere recently.

I was messaged by 'PolygonalCoho', and it looks like they're cycling through 'FooCoho's randomly. Sadly the people you get connected with aren't ever as interesting as the bots themselves.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008
dannyboy 11:10 PM (0)

 
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I have a thought. If as of today, Sept. 3, 2008, you've self-identified as a Republican, or "conservative"* I am ready to cut you out of my life. I'm not here to argue about politics, because that is clearly pointless. If nothing you've seen in the last 8 years has changed your mind, if nothing you've seen in the last 8 days has changed your mind, I am ready to declare total loss on your worth to me as someone I want to socialize with.

I have no problem working for/with you, or taking the train with you, or being your neighbor, or whatever. But I don't want to make small talk with you, or have a drink with you, or be your friend in any small way. This is because all further interaction with you will measurably lessen the quality of my life, in much the way your political "beliefs" lessen the quality of our society at large.

Yup. This is divisive. Possibly elitist. But the only way I'm going to have compassion, the only way I'm going to be able to believe in America, is if I don't give you a chance to tell me not to.

*Because if you were actually a Conservative, you'd have stopped calling yourself that a long time ago.

Sunday, August 24, 2008
dannyboy 10:09 PM (0)

 
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I dreamed last night that I was fat. Like Buddha-fat. Not everywhere, just my belly. It was a weird rectangular shape too, like I was smuggling a small TV under my shirt. I looked at myself in the mirror, and I YELPED.

Thursday, July 24, 2008
dannyboy 7:37 PM (1)

 
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I'm so confused... but I know I do hate those "hippy" kids on Haight asking for change or selling "bud". Where are the sweeps that Soylent Green promised me??



 

 

To: 690 Stanyan Street LLC
Subject: I was undecided about your development plans until...
I received a mailing from you today regarding Calvin Welch. I have never heard of Mr. Welch until today, but your laughably inept attempt to sway the opinion of the residents of this neighborhood with poorly written arguments and fear-based attacks have convinced me he is a hero that should be nominated for sainthood.

I hope you spent a lot of money on this short-sighted mailing, only to have it backfire spectacularly and cement all our opinions against you. I am certain that I am but one of many residents who opened their mailbox tonight to great mirth. I am simply amazed at who you must think lives in the Haight Ashbury, that you were convinced an appeal to commercial gentrification would work. Do you really believe anyone here thinks a bourgeois supermarket with 62 overpriced condos on top, and the flood of douchebags it would bring, is a good idea? One block from the RED Vic?

And this is coming from a douchebag who drives a BMW to the Whole Foods in SOMA!

I think I will write to Supervisor Mirkarimi, and urge him to do everything he can to block your development efforts. I will also encourage him to investigate the possibilty of legal action against 690 Stanyan LLC for slander against Mr Welch.

I wish upon you and your investors staggering financial losses, and much personal anguish.


Wednesday, July 09, 2008
dannyboy 8:38 PM (0)

 
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Death of a pig. The story from farmer to butcher to curer. I'm not sure how I feel. Sad? I love pork but I also love pigs. I wish science would hurry up and figure out how to grow prosciutto in a vat already.

Monday, July 07, 2008
dannyboy 5:25 PM (0)

 
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Interesting article about suicide in the NYTimes magazine, that questions common assumptions about why people (try) to kill themselves. A pet issue of mine, I find it slightly odd that I feel so strongly in support of a bridge barrier, yet I also feel like medically assisted suicide should be an option. Really fascinating statistics cited in the article, particularly about the British coal/gas switch:
“Those numbers began dropping over the next decade as the British government embarked on a program to phase out coal gas in favor of the much cleaner natural gas. By the early 1970s, the amount of carbon monoxide running through domestic gas lines had been reduced to nearly zero. During those same years, Britain's national suicide rate dropped by nearly a third, and it has remained close to that reduced level ever since.”






 
   
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