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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Wednesday, January 31, 2007
dannyboy 10:15 AM (3)



I wonder if you can be as wide as you are tall. I say go for it. BEEFCAKE!


Way to respond to my txt messages, no-response!


what text message? I just got back from Korea on Tuesday. If you sent it before them I probably did get it... sorry :'(
I wasn't ignoring you!!!


mng168: i have to go buy some fat pants after work
dkuo: yeah you do
mng168: :(
dkuo: why :(
dkuo: you're supposed to be fat
dkuo: that's your job
mng168: :(
mng168: not yet
mng168: i'm only supposed to gain a pound a week
dkuo: how much have you gained!
mng168: not a lot
mng168: but i feel a little fatter than i should be
dkuo: well who cares, as long as you get on a plan after birth
dkuo: you can pork out as much as you want now
dkuo: as long as you accept the consequences later
mng168: yeah
mng168: having to lose 50 pounds
mng168: :(
dkuo: oh quit worrying
dkuo: and have some cake
mng168: i want some cake
dkuo: of course you do, porky

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