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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Sunday, July 30, 2006
dannyboy 11:32 AM (5)



There is a really disgusting image on the lj images page. You may want to try to remove it.



Ugh. I don't have the wherewithal to even think about this nonsense. Do you have any idea how much grief the stupid LJ page has caused me over the years? Even though there are about 100 others exactly like it on the web, running the same exact feed?


I love the LJ page. And if you wait about 60-120 seconds and hit reload, chances are the disgusting image will be gone. Stop whining, it says "potentially very nsfw".


No, it was this dude with a specific agenda (not with me, I'm just a third party, this time) who had a script or something that was posting goatse every second, so that every few pics on the page was goatse.

That seems to have been sorted now, though.


I think the biggest thing that people are overlooking about the Mel Gibson DUI arrest is that he called the cop "sugar tits." SUGAR TITS. People are so wrapped up in the whole anti-Semetic rant that they are losing sight of SUGAR TITS. That was clearly the most awesome part about Mel Gibson's rant.


Oh, and the reason why I don't write about politics anymore, and the reason why half my posts are about food is because I don't like being angry and depressed and that's all that ever happens when I watch the news, and movies like Who Killed The Electric Car. Which by the way, was fairly good even though it was pretty heavy handedly pushing an obvious agenda. It didn't help their credibility that they interviewed a visibly psychotic Mel Gibson and Ralph 'Crazy Go Nuts' Nader.

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