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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Tuesday, January 31, 2006
dannyboy 11:44 PM (1)



I somehow knew this was going to end up here. I'm glad I'm appropriately inoffensive.


dkuo: that mouse is going to DIE
obikwon: what are you talking about
dkuo: I came home tonight and there was a cute fuzzy wuzzy little mouse running around in my room
dkuo: and I'm going to wring its adorable little neck
obikwon: that's crazy
obikwon: are you seriously going to kill it?
dkuo: what am I supposed to do, have it over for tea and cucumber sandwiches!?
dkuo: YES I'm going to kill it!
dkuo: and I hope it burns in hell!!

dkuo: that mouse's ass is MINE
crankyuser: where in your room
dkuo: why does it matter?
dkuo: behind the tv?
dkuo: right by where you were sleeping
crankyuser: great
dkuo: you have rodents in your building; you just haven't seen them
crankyuser: they're good about that.
dkuo: yeah that's why I'm so pissed
dkuo: we had an understanding!
crankyuser: ha

dkuo: they didn't have the inhumane traps I wanted
dkuo: the glue traps
crankyuser: i heard those are good
dkuo: well, it's like being an evil villain
dkuo: "Do you expect me to talk, Dannyboy?"
dkuo: "No, Mr. Mouse. I expect you to DIE!"

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