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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Wednesday, April 14, 2004
dannyboy 5:43 PM (0)



FINANCE: Arrgghfppghuuuck. I popped into the bank at lunch to get some things done and teller helpfully suggests that I change over my accounts from the New York branch. I don't know why I agreed. Maybe because she promised it would only take 10 minutes. She shuffles me over to the financial advisor who explains that she can't just transfer the account over and that she'll have to close that one and open a new one. I'm barely hanging on here, as I've already been in the bank half an hour at this point and all I hear is wah-wah-wahwuh like when the adults speak in Peanuts. Also, she looks exactly EXACTLY like this girl I knew from high school that I've always wanted to see naked so I'm really only hearing every other wah-whuh she's saying, trying to figure out if maybe there's a sister I didn't know about. She chats me up and asks me what I like to do for fun, and I say "taking nude photos of people" and then she asks me if I ever go to any of the Asian Azian parties and as I mumble something about social Cul-de-sacs she says I should and lists 5 or 6 clubs or possibly off-brand perfume names, not sure. 45 minutes after that, she's gone to lunch and I have no idea what's happening to my moneys except that now I have all sorts of accounts I didn't before. And free checking. I think.

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