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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Wednesday, September 17, 2003
dannyboy 4:54 PM (0)



Before I go to work each morning I take a series of clinically-proven extra-strength tranquilizers to dampen my senses enough for me to get through the day without erupting in a Turret-like cacophony of swear words and promises of physical violence. Ok, that's not really true. I've got a couple of years before I start carrying airplane-sized bottles of liquor in my man-purse. The truth is, all day long, I'm in a fluorescent 70 degree HVAC stupor, and thus need no help in being outwardly dead, just as my soul inside me is dead. Hey, but the pay's decent, and there's ample parking. So my point is, I'm not as quick as I am otherwise, and there's a certain person at my workplace that has made it her habit to answer questions that are addressed to me. Now this is not to say I've become a drooling ninny, but she's quick. She's the girl you sat next to in your math class whose hand shot up before teach even looked back up and you and the whole class wanted to scream "please pose that in the form of a question, you coked-up whore!"

So in order to reassert my dominance I've marked off my territory the only way I know how: with pudding.

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