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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Monday, August 04, 2003
dannyboy 12:00 AM (0)



Readers, the following post is addressed specifically to the ladies: You are absolutely filthy, disgusting beasts. Particularly when you're herded together, say, in a shared living situation. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The way to a man's heart is actually through a GODDAMN CLEAN FUCKING BATHROOM. Now I don't care if the rest of your life/house is in order, and I find that I much prefer women who are not afraid to live in piles like I do, but truly, honestly, the vile things that I've seen make me want to scrape out my eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon.

Lord grant me serenity.

In other news I'm am in so much pain right now I want to beat myself unconscious with the table lamp. It hurts to eat or talk. I'm hungry and pissed.

I'm not sure why, but tonight I'm reminded of Junior year of college when the girls upstairs invited us up for a few beers and a smoke. We had been living in the same building for almost a full year and never spoke to each other before. And then that night they rang our door, falling-over drunk. I proceeded to get into a huge fight with one of them over ideologies (I can't remember what exactly--free-will, loss of agency and violence, maybe) and the next morning I found the windshield wipers on my car bent upwards. The young couple with child that lived on our floor moved out shortly thereafter.

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