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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Friday, June 06, 2003
dannyboy 4:31 PM (0)



Many of you know I enjoy lying. Here are a few good ones collected from this page:

1. The van den Groot motor company of Amsterdam has developed a pollution free car that runs on Edam cheese, clogs and pornography.

2. All ducks are left handed.

3. Yellow snow is a naturally occuring phenomenon, and is safe to eat.

4. Urine is odourless below a temperature of 8 degrees celcius. That is why Australian beer is always served chilled.

5. The internet will close for essential repairs next Tuesday.

6. English police officers are no longer called "Bobbies." They much prefer to be called "Twat Face" instead.

7. The vacuum cleaner was invented as a sex aid by a technologically advanced order of Carmelite nuns.

8. Most European countries will now accept a photocopy of your genitals as a means of identification.

9. The latin term "et cetera" actually translates as "dip me naked into a barrel of cow dung, sweet lady of the night."

10. Money is not the root of all evil. It's Bonsai plants.

11. At least two of the Pokemon are classified as sexually transmitted diseases, giving the lie to the phrase. "Gotta catch em all."

12. All Belgians are born with a third nipple.

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