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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Thursday, June 26, 2003
dannyboy 2:13 PM (0)




kutsiekuddly: so, [ GIRLFRIEND ] asked me last night "have you been going to japanese porn sites?"
dkuo: HAHA
kutsiekuddly: now I go to all types of porn sites, I don't keep track
kutsiekuddly: so I was like, yeah, I got to japanese porn.. and lots of others... why?
kutsiekuddly: I asked how she knew... she said she saw something in the addres bar... which was ACTUALLY about bands I had been looking up....
kutsiekuddly: so I admitted to my own guilt ...ahhhh
kutsiekuddly: damnit
dkuo: so what's the problem?
kutsiekuddly: then she wanted to see some porn.. but it was weird... she was looking at porn... but to analyze it
kutsiekuddly: it was creepy... not sexy
dkuo: creepy. you mean, the porn you like?
dkuo: like, German shiesse videos?
kutsiekuddly: not the porn I like, just her looking at it...
kutsiekuddly: hahahahha
dkuo: not that there's anything wrong with that
dkuo: well, maybe she'll give it up more often now that she knows you're into freaky freaky shit
kutsiekuddly: damnit, I don't like poeple shitting on each other!!
kutsiekuddly: give it up more often might be nice
dkuo: you're ok with me posting this on my website right?
kutsiekuddly: DAMNIT... not the part about the analyzation...
kutsiekuddly: take that out
kutsiekuddly: no... no..don't post it, [ GIRLFRIEND ] will beat me
dkuo: sounds to me like the two of you have a few things to discuss.

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