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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Saturday, April 19, 2003
dannyboy 11:37 PM (0)



There is no measure for the distance separates each person from one another. Unless, you happen to go to your favorite Japanese restaurant with a large group of extremely loud friends of friends of friends, who compose such an offensive dining experience, you wouldn't be surprised if you're blacklisted from said restaurant, forever.

I don't think I spend enough time with people who are not like me. I mean, I'm sure no one does, really. I don't know girls who drink Coors Lite and like Bon Jovi. I don't know anyone who was born, lives, and will most likely die in the same place as their parents. I will know more non-white people in my life than not. I haven't eaten at a McDonald's for years. I don't think I'll ever be happy not living in, or very close to a major metropolitan area. I don't listen to the radio. I don't watch TV.

I don't really know what my point is here. Maybe I just forget that not everyone is like me, or would want to be. I think what I'm really saying is that it's absolutely amazing that I've found people who I "connect" with, at all, in whatever capacity--and we should all be thankful for the friends we've got.

Also, it's rather rude to order the one piece of sushi that a restaurant is particularly proud of, and then not eat it because you're worried that the fish will make you sick. Out-loud. And then leave it on your plate, molested, mutilated, soaked in a pool of soy sauce.

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