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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Monday, August 27, 2001
dannyboy 5:03 PM (0)



kutsiekuddly: I haven't had my first full day until wednesday kutsiekuddly: I meet with a few classes tomorrow (middle school) dkuo: middle school... thats like... 5th grade? kutsiekuddly: 6-8th dkuo: oh dkuo: are they like, inner city kids? kutsiekuddly: no...private school kutsiekuddly: some really rich kids dkuo: oh. pfft kutsiekuddly: some not so rich dkuo: that's easy then dkuo: just tell them to surf for porn dkuo: done dkuo: class dismissed kutsiekuddly: haha kutsiekuddly: I don't think the faculty would look highly upon that dkuo: lock the doors kutsiekuddly: boob.com dkuo: and tell them if they squeal you'll touch them in their private parts kutsiekuddly: hahaha kutsiekuddly: wait... kutsiekuddly: it's an all boys school kutsiekuddly: I don't know about that dkuo: yes...? dkuo: whats the problem dkuo: you like little boys kutsiekuddly: maybe if they squeal I'll kick them in their private parts dkuo: man, all boys schools mess you up kutsiekuddly: hey, I went to a public school dkuo: yeah... well. even in co-ed school some kids fall through the cracks... dkuo: hey, fuzzysquid has new stuff dkuo: go buy it kutsiekuddly: I'll show the kids fuzzysquid.com dkuo: uh. kutsiekuddly: I'll make it an assignment to buy stuff dkuo: i'd better raise the prices then kutsiekuddly: if you don't come to class on monday with at least one article of fuzzysquid clothing you fail...and get kicked in the nuts dkuo: finally, a business model that makes sense

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