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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Friday, February 29, 2008
dannyboy 10:09 AM (0)



Do you think that sitting on power/phone lines for the last 100 years, being exposed to an EM field, has affected the avian genome? Also, why do gay people like Kathy Griffin?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008
dannyboy 5:58 PM (1)



A friend accidentally stabbed me with a pen in 9th grade. I still have a scar. He thought the top was on and was screwing around... waaaay to go.


peeingdog: I just stabbed myself with a pen
peeingdog: I am bleeding
peeingdog: like, a lot
suzy_turtle: yikes!!
suzy_turtle: why did you do that?
peeingdog: I had it upside down!
peeingdog: I was pushing down on it so the point would retract!
suzy_turtle: do I need to come over and apply a tourniquet?
peeingdog: no you need to explain why this god-damned pen is so sharp!!!
suzy_turtle: it's unfortunate that fat-tipped pens are called 'sharpies' and sharp, pointy pens are not
suzy_turtle: but honestly, do you really want to side w/ the people who need warning labels on their coffee cups explaining that the contents are hot?
peeingdog: why does a pen need to be so pointy that the force required to click the button is also the minimum force required to drive the tip deep into my flesh??
peeingdog: AND GOD-DAMNIT don't get me started on tort reform
peeingdog: everything you know about that coffee lawsuit is corporate propaganda!!

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