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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Thursday, December 20, 2007
dannyboy 11:18 AM (0)



Last night a woman came up to the bar and asked for "a shot of the most expensive whiskey you have." Yes, she asked for a shot of it, and then proceeded to pound the $50 glass of bourbon, putting it on her date's tab.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007
dannyboy 5:24 PM (3)



Considering we're the same age, how is life going thus far?


No house. No wife. No start-up. No Lamborghini. I seem to be behind.


Well, besides a wife I'm also missing those things... I guess I'm a little behind as well.


Play Passage. It's a 400k game that'll take you 5 minutes. Play it before you read the artist's statement. (The author of the game calls it a "creator's statement", but I'm comfortable relabeling that.)

Someone once said something about a life unexamined, but my memory of that is all compressed and pixelated...

Thursday, December 06, 2007
dannyboy 8:30 PM (3)



Everytime you leave a half-finished bottle of wine out, somewhere a kitten is killed.


isn't there some wine re-sealer for freshness? Thought I heard that somewhere.


Sure. If you're a philistine.


God-damn it. Why are there always half a dozen week-old, half empty bottles of wine in my kitchen? When I have children they will be taught that you do not open a bottle of wine if you cannot finish it in one sitting. You are not getting up from this table until you are done, mister!

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