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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
“What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
“The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”
Moby-Dick, 1851
3-17-09 No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.
4-21-08 Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.
1-18-08 new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.
1-14-05 LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)
4-02-04 FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.
LINKS
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SQUID STUFF
- TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
- Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
- The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.
PEOPLE I KNOW
- Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
- Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
- Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
- Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
- Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
- Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
Friday, November 16, 2007
dannyboy 10:44 AM
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SFO
TSA screeners, actually reading and verifying documents, notice when a traveler's ID and ticket destination are the same, and wish them a nice trip home. Also often heard saying mahalo to us, just for showing our papers.
EWR
TSA screener yells at me for having my hands in my pockets as I go through the metal detector, and yells at me again for not having my boarding pass taped to my chest, even though we are 50 feet and direct line of sight from where the last guy checked my boarding pass.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
dannyboy 10:31 AM
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scottsmig: that looks amazing
peeingdog: that would be ridiculous, just lying under the machine waiting for it to drop a donut in your open waiting mouth
peeingdog: like some kind of magic animal that pooped delicious hot donuts
peeingdog: why can't we genetic engineer that
peeingdog: I want a pet pygmy elephant that poops donuts
peeingdog: "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MR. TINY TUSKS!!"
scottsmig: it would still be gross though
scottsmig: I wouldn't eat a donut from anything's ass
peeingdog: even if it was the best donut you ever tasted?
scottsmig: no!
peeingdog: damnit, we have the technology!
scottsmig: you're telling me you can look at a elephant's butthole and accept your food from that?
peeingdog: we find it disgusting now because we know what comes out of it currently
peeingdog: I have a vision
scottsmig: ugh
peeingdog: we can make it better
peeingdog: for our children's children
scottsmig: why don't we just eat the donuts out of the machine, and forget about the buttholes?
peeingdog: but I want a pet elephant!
scottsmig: you can have that!
peeingdog: yes but it will poop everywhere and currently that poop is not a delicious breakfast pastry
scottsmig: I still don't buy that you would eat those donuts
peeingdog: there would be NO trace of doodie; just donut
peeingdog: ants do it all the time, they drink stuff out of an aphid's butt
scottsmig: ok ok
/ atom + rss