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Fuzzysquid career downloads about delicious photos	/ Main As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!” “What was it, Sir?” said Flask. “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.” Moby-Dick, 1851
	NEWS 3-17-09 No one reads this column Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried. 4-21-08 Archives Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out. 1-18-08 new iPhone icon Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it. 1-14-05 LJ images Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!) 4-02-04 FURL Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster. LINKS SQUID STUFF TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people. PEOPLE I KNOW Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.	BLAG read the archive Monday, April 30, 2007 dannyboy 11:26 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment BAD WAYS FOR YOUR ROOMMATE TO START A CONVERSATION WITH YOU "So, have we ever talked about the strangest place you've had sex... in this house?" Wait, what? "No? Okay I'll go first!" Saturday, April 28, 2007 dannyboy 9:37 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment This is by far the best thing I've ever done. I CAN HAS BACON DONUT!! Friday, April 27, 2007 dannyboy 3:48 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I think the most succinct autobiographical statement anyone can make is how they choose to label their personal belongings in the company fridge. Our CEO put this stickie on her bottle of wine: "Sue's wine :o)" On my bottle of Champagne: "HANDS OFF YOU CHUMPS" Thursday, April 26, 2007 dannyboy 12:35 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment In conversation I remarked: "Like having sex while on E, I'm not sure unconsidered use of Miraculin is such a good idea." But where the less inspired see only a metaphor, Cranky and his girl posit that a more direct reading of my comment may be in order. Either way and needless to say, I want some. Wednesday, April 18, 2007 dannyboy 10:06 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment me: uggggh. I really didn't need that almond croissant Marie: mmmmm Marie: I love almond croissants me: I'm so fat Marie: me too Marie: but I have an excuse me: some excuse me: your baby weighs all of 12 ounces right now me: and you've gained like 20 pounds Marie: yeah but my sac and my liquids weigh a lot! me: me too! me: zomg! I <3 Monkeys Marie: haha Marie: they throw awesome parties too! Marie: the world would be better if we were all drunken monkeys me: hey, I'm doing my part Tuesday, April 17, 2007 dannyboy 10:43 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Hello!? McFly! Monday, April 16, 2007 dannyboy 5:07 PM (2) Comments: It's squishy! posted by j. - 4/20/2007 1:01 AM Oh I bet it is. posted by dannyboy - 4/20/2007 9:24 AM Post a Comment Jessie: I just accidentally hit my mother in the face with the boob ball me: HAHAHAHA me: HAH Jessie: I was trying to toss it to her, and I misjudged Jessie: and then I was trying to apologize Jessie: but I couldn't stop laughing me: HAHAHA Friday, April 13, 2007 dannyboy 1:27 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Okay, maybe I do want to have kids after all. Wednesday, April 11, 2007 dannyboy 9:58 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment mng168: I'll be able to work and make milk bottles at the same time! dkuo: awesome dkuo: just like the cows dkuo: you need to get that bra, and one of those beer hats with the built in straws mng168: hahaha mng168: THAT would be awesome mng168: I wonder where my baby is dkuo: what do you mean "where my baby is" mng168: looks like that women is pretty busy but I don't see the baby anywhere dkuo: she has a career to think about Saturday, April 07, 2007 dannyboy 7:29 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I just dreamed I was in a casino in the Bahamas. I wasn't gambling really, but just looking for a date for a work party, and it was important that my date be hotter than my boss'. So I put on a tux and walked in, one of the frat boy pledge security guards was about to ask me for ID, but an older brother motioned for him not to bother. Inside I ran into someone I went to high school with. We chatted for a while and I asked him how he was doing (wrt gambling) and he said he'd won $90,000. He was very non-chalant about it, and I discovered that he was working at a financial services firm and his regular bonus was more than twice that. We were getting ready to leave and a thug was trying to intimidate me into giving him my winnings. I wasn't impressed. Also, before I went to the casino, I was in a Law & Order type show helping to clear a young woman accused of murdering her husband. I was with the medical examiner and the woman's mother in law attacked us with a candlestick. She was the real killer. Tuesday, April 03, 2007 dannyboy 3:13 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Please don't mention Nigella Lawson to me during the day, while I'm at work. I can't get anything done afterwards. If you're looking her up right now on YouTube (and why would't you?) try to watch a video that has her tearing stuff apart with her giant man-hands. Oh my.

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