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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Sunday, December 24, 2006
dannyboy 12:52 PM (0)



  1. I hate that the only wireless network at SFO is a pay as you go T-Mobile service.
  2. I love it when I connect to a random Computer to Computer network and someone is sharing the internet connection they paid for. Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 23, 2006
Malb 11:25 AM (1)



I totally FURL'd that a few days ago! I'll repost my comment here--why are Japanese "researchers" interested in giant squid anyway? They taste terrible:

"One of the more unusual aspects of giant squid (as well as some other species of large squid) is their reliance upon the low density of ammonia in relation to seawater to maintain neutral buoyancy in their natural environment, as they lack the gas-filled swim bladder that fish use for this function; instead, they use ammonia (in the form of ammonium chloride) in the fluid of their flesh throughout their bodies, making it taste not unlike salmiakki. This makes the giant squid unattractive for general human consumption, although sperm whales seem to be attracted by (or are at least tolerant of) its taste."


mmm...that could feed a family

Monday, December 18, 2006
dannyboy 2:04 PM (1)



you and marie have such nasty conversations.


mng168: my sis and I were talking about me singing Fever at their wedding
mng168: can you imagine if I was pregnant and singing Fever
dkuo: that would be awesome
dkuo: you have to do it
mng168: I know
mng168: we have to convince Kyle
mng168: it's totally gross though
mng168: but awesome
dkuo: you have to be lying on the piano too
dkuo: in a cocktail dress
mng168: oh my god
mng168: gross
mng168: haha
dkuo: if by 'gross' you mean 'hot', yes.

Sunday, December 03, 2006
dannyboy 2:13 AM (3)



I'll be in SOMA by the end of december. We need to have some Knob Creek and Coke to celebrate... but no Snickers


OMG. You're my new BF.
I love you.


Aw shucks :3


Tonight was a scotch and snickers night. Every time I have booze and candy, I do so in remembrance of you.

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