Tuesday, May 31, 2005
dannyboy 10:12 PM
OK! That's it! I'm going on safari. Who wants to come? (Roommate came back from Africa and showed me the only vacation photos that have ever kept my interest.)
Monday, May 30, 2005
dannyboy 9:02 PM
I was over a lady-friend's apartment recently, where I found a copy of a book by a screenwriter and consultant to Sex and the City (and this was a call-out on the cover in much the same fashion as the foil embossed faux stickers one would expect to find on a Pulitzer prize winning novel), titled "He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys". On the cover of the book is a photo of an answering machine with no messages on it. I have several observations about this, but before any of that, all I needed to know about the book I read in large consolatory letters on the back cover. It went something like this: "If a guy really likes you, there is no such thing as 'too busy to call'. If he's really that busy, calling you would be the one bright spot in his day." Ok. Reasonable. So... why (as a hypothetical female) would I ever need to buy this book? I read it all, in less than 3 seconds. And then it hit me like a metric tonne of bricks--this book about understanding men gave me a startling insight into women, and my future career as a writer of relationship advice books! All I need to do is follow the spirit that made Sex and the City so beloved, and latch onto every woman's innate and inescapable self-loathing and PROFIT! The other interesting tidbit is that there is an abridged version of this 176-page epic Times bestseller*, filled with "bite-size mantras" for the busy, on-the-go woman.
And finally, my two original observations: a) duh b) the reverse is equally true; if a chick suddenly stops calling you, guess what, homeboy. Like I keep telling you, if there's any doubt, there is no doubt. Unless you're paranoid and/or have low self-esteem, in which case all bets are off, and you should buy my forthcoming book: "How To Make Sweet Sweet Love: A Relationship Guide For When All Else Fails".
*No, really. It's a New York Times bestseller. My jokes write themselves: it's called 'reality', folks.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
dannyboy 10:05 AM
AUUUGHHHH!!! I got tricked into eating a zucchini muffin!! WTF! Who makes these?! FUCK YOU zucchini!
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
dannyboy 1:15 PM
I am sorry to say that the video from my phone isn't of the best quality, but it would really be impossible to capture the sheer awesomeness of the moment with any kind of camera. Click to see a movie of what Napoleon Dynamite would look like if he were 30 yrs old, bald, and had a penchant for DDR.
[ 166k - .3GP format, you'll need the latest QuickTime Player ]
dannyboy 8:45 AM
Another beautiful day in San Francisco. I don't know if I can cope.
Monday, May 23, 2005
dannyboy 6:57 PM
Asian Something Or Other Festival in Japantown. Lots of Asian people.
Lots of modded out Asian cars.
And of course, lots of info on how to wrap up my Asian weiner.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
dannyboy 11:33 AM
Really. All I want in life is someone who will offer to pick me up at the airport.
Saturday, May 21, 2005
dannyboy 11:46 AM
Thursday, May 19, 2005
dannyboy 11:32 PM
I am learning patience and the importance of music. Things worth having are worth waiting for, and having an iPod filled with good music makes the interim not so bad.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Malb 4:05 PM
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
dannyboy 10:16 AM
I think it would be really hot to watch Nigella Lawson dismember a chicken in person. *shiver*
“I am not a chef. I am not even a trained or professional cook. My qualification is as an eater.”
Monday, May 16, 2005
dannyboy 9:58 AM
Boca Raton, FL - 85° - 6:30pm - Drinks not yet arrived
dannyboy 12:03 AM
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
dannyboy 7:28 PM
Monday, May 09, 2005
dannyboy 8:07 PM
Another phonecam pic. Click for a 50% scaled version of the raw file, with some quick post-processing applied. Still trying to figure out if there's any way around the chromatic aberration.
Friday, May 06, 2005
dannyboy 12:10 AM
Everyone needs to call me because I just spent the last two days tracking down this song and making it into a working ringtone! Woo. Also, I made some new wallpapers.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
dannyboy 10:16 PM
New camera phone, same old rainy day at Kate's
dannyboy 9:34 AM
Beware the woman that shows up on your doorstep bearing beer and candy.♥
Sunday, May 01, 2005
dannyboy 11:55 AM
Ok. Seriously. I am not drinking for all of next week. Arrrrrrrggggh...