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Fuzzysquid career downloads about delicious photos	/ Main As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!” “What was it, Sir?” said Flask. “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.” Moby-Dick, 1851
	NEWS 3-17-09 No one reads this column Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried. 4-21-08 Archives Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out. 1-18-08 new iPhone icon Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it. 1-14-05 LJ images Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!) 4-02-04 FURL Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster. LINKS SQUID STUFF TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people. PEOPLE I KNOW Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.	BLAG read the archive Monday, March 31, 2003 dannyboy 11:42 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment In a conversation with my roommate tonight I used the term "best practice," while referring to the washing machine. If you found that funny, you might just be a new-economy survivor. dannyboy 10:43 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Sunday, March 30, 2003 dannyboy 11:52 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Today felt like California. dannyboy 6:26 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Only one more day until the real world slaps me around like a woman scorned. Saturday, March 29, 2003 dannyboy 11:04 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment dannyboy 6:21 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment The people who run The Dog Island are morons. Not sure what it is. Could it be their insistence on comparing pet ownership with slavery (which of course makes a lot of sense, as our agrarian economy is based on forced canine labor). Or perhaps it's their constant use of terms like "dogologist," and "re-wildification." It's easier to buy into their agenda if you ignore the fact that the domestication of canines happened when dogs adopted us, because it was evolutionary advantageous for them to do so. And because that advantage has been so sucessful, we have shelters full of homeless dogs, while unscrupulous breeders and pet stores churn out stock, which is the real problem. Well, that and jerk-ass dog owners who lock their pets at home for 12 hours a day. Either way, the answer isn't sending all of our dogs to The Island. UPDATE: Well, looks like Dog Island is a hoax. I'm a sucker. But in my defense, their 800 number does actually work. Call it. dannyboy 3:47 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Joe: "Women shouldn't be allowed to drive big cars like that. You should have to get a special license.You don't let babies drive do you? Well?" Feel free to your thoughts on the subject. dannyboy 12:37 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment heacvy drinking + access to intgernet = bad idea Friday, March 28, 2003 dannyboy 2:10 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment just bumping around dannyboy 1:55 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I think this sums up the Iraq debate pretty well. dannyboy 12:55 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Toys for your friday enjoyment, one, two, and three. First is a drawing thingy, the second is a drawing kalidescope thingy, and the third is an etch-a-sketch. And listen to some non-stop commercial-free internet radio while you're playing. dannyboy 12:49 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I just bliped the tube past CNN, where they were reporting that the oil fields in Iraq should resume production within three months. Uhm. Holy obvious. dannyboy 12:12 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I saw Spider tonight. Wow. It's been so long since I've seen a really good film, I've forgotten how worthwhile movies can be. Everyone's saying how this is David Cronenberg's best movie in years, and I would agree. Thursday, March 27, 2003 dannyboy 1:14 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment HAHA JERKS! Looks like the government owes me some green! Take that, IRS! dannyboy 2:59 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment There are two things I know to be resolutely true in this world. One is that telling the unmitigated truth will always have horrifying consequences. The second, is actually a corollary to the first, and... you'll have to ask me about that at a later time... dannyboy 1:59 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Let's race. First one to "I don't care anymore" wins. Wednesday, March 26, 2003 dannyboy 1:01 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I had a dream last night, that someone I know said some really terrible things to me. And now I'm angry. It seems unfair, but I think if you're having dreams about someone being a jerk to you, they probably have at some point in the past been a jerk to you, and you ought to be angry at them. Or maybe, I should ease back on the drinking right before bedtime... Monday, March 24, 2003 dannyboy 3:23 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment That's quite a good likeness of the Cat, non? You can get them here. moxy 2:39 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Tell me now where those icons are from!!! dannyboy 12:02 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment kitty Sunday, March 23, 2003 dannyboy 3:13 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Oh and apparently there was an explosion last night, before I got home. They smelled gas, and we don't have heat anymore. (Not that I'd notice; I don't get heat down here anyway) If I die, let the Cat know I loved her. dannyboy 3:08 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Well. My fears have been confirmed. My roommate broke one of my shot glasses. And finished my milk. And beer. And soda. And likes to talk to me late at night about her body issues and health problems. Saturday, March 22, 2003 dannyboy 7:45 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment It's odd when you find something that reminds you of the way you used to be. And you realize how quickly you change. Like a book you meant to finish 6 months ago. Clothes you don't wear anymore. Things you thought you'd never do. Or more tragically, things you've never done. dannyboy 7:39 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment The Warriors suck. Friday, March 21, 2003 dannyboy 3:34 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Oh, and don't confuse it with that other stuff. dannyboy 3:26 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment And now for a break from the war blogging... it suddenly occurs to me that I've never referred to this place as a "city." Because really, San Francisco isn't. It's very much a small town. Which is nice. I'm constantly seeing the same people walking by. I'm also used to seeing SF and a collection of very different neighborhoods... I'm never "downtown," because unlike downtown in The (real) City, the only thing to do there is leave work and get on a bus to go home. So I do miss New York. No matter what people say, the food is better there. And you can even get it past 10pm. But California is still where I want to be. I just need someone to send me a case of Honey Brown. Link goes to a cruel, cruel map. dannyboy 2:52 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment And as for the UN, perhaps this whole episode will finally lead to it's demise. Good. It's time to sweep away the last remnants of the Old Republic. So who do I root for? The Evil Empire? The Rebel scum? Neither. My personal governmental philosophy lies with being a privateer. dannyboy 1:33 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment So the first casualties of the war are not from action, but from a helicopter accident. It's not particularly profound of me to say, but as always, the biggest threat the US Military faces is itself. The biggest news for me today, and the most underreported, is the amount of protesting that continues. Here, and abroad. I don't think the average American realizes just how alone we are in the international community (much less why). But then again, more than half of Americans believe Saddam Hussein was personally involved in Sept. 11 (despite the fact most of the plane hijackers were Saudi... our allies). But just as troubling are the war protesters themselves. How I wish the war debate would be limited to those who actually have a good understanding of the world around them. Which of course, immediately excludes our commander-in-chief. If you really want "fair and balanced" reporting, I suggest you turn off FoxNews and watch BBC or some other non-American news source, for a fresh perspective. Wednesday, March 19, 2003 dannyboy 9:08 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Here's my war post: I have absolutely nothing to say right now. All I'm doing is looking for a place to hide. dannyboy 1:55 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Wait—there used to be a point to watching the Oscars? Malb 6:53 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment the oscars have decided to scrap the whole red carpet walk. what's the point of watchin' the oscars then. to watch chik-ago. whatever! freakin' dumb@$$! only thing is 'spirited away' better win the animated category 'cos that was the only good one out of the bunch. Inky The Squid 1:22 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment People are a problem. dannyboy 12:55 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment "At Last - A Conservative Alternative To Ben & Jerry's" Wow. To paraphrase a mefi reader, truly only in America will you see the word hate used to sell ice cream. I used to think (wish) this sort of thing was witful satire, but now I know better. Sigh. The only reaction I have now to the state of the world is a desire to hide somewhere and be alone. Tuesday, March 18, 2003 dannyboy 12:02 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I've just ruined two loads of laundry with bleach. God I hate being a bachelor. Saturday, March 15, 2003 dannyboy 9:39 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Why don't I get a job? Because I'm INDIE. And why don't you move out of your mom's house? Oh... I see. Malb 2:00 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment there's a better song that should be stuck in your head. "why don't you get a job" - offspring. hahaha, you suck!! dannyboy 4:01 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I've got a song stuck in my head. "Landslide," originally by Fleetwood Mac, but as sung by Tori Amos. Or maybe Smashing Pumpkins. But definitely not Dixie Chicks. Not that there's anything wrong with them. I like vodka. Mmm. Friday, March 14, 2003 Malb 8:37 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment interesting tidbit i found on the chronicles of narnia being made into a movie. also, news on the 1st in the series the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. Wednesday, March 12, 2003 dannyboy 1:58 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Bboys anti-war song "In a World Gone Mad" available for download from their site. It's probably not going to make it into heavy rotation on my iPod, but it gets an "A" for effort. Tuesday, March 11, 2003 dannyboy 6:33 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Well, I too was annoyed until I noticed a few things: a) we are talking about the House. b) the only comment the French embassy had was "actually, french fries are from Belgium." c) this all started in North Carolina moxy 3:42 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Eh.. D'ya want Freedom Fries with that?" I want to kill someone, namely the farthead that came up with this. Monday, March 10, 2003 dannyboy 5:28 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Ok, so it was cloudy out. Here's what I did instead. [284KB] dannyboy 4:03 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment You know what, I just don't care about the internet anymore. I don't want to read any more blogs, news, play with stupid flash toys, or look at comics. I don't care what the latest meme is, and I'm tired of discovering which personal right of mine is being violated today. Screw you guys, I'm going outside. dannyboy 1:14 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I'm torn about this whole war thing. I mean, typically, having the French oppose something is enough of a reason to behind a particular issue. But really, aren't there other things in the world that need attention? Clear and present danger, anyone? Sunday, March 09, 2003 eito 1:14 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment "The spoof Google search doing the rounds in Washington, DC, runs: 'Your search - French military victories - did not match any documents. No pages were found. Did you mean French military defeats?'" what a great country we live in when a search engine can be used as a public opinion engine.... Saturday, March 08, 2003 dannyboy 2:58 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Veggie buffalo wings, now that's good eatin'. Although I'm kind of disturbed that Morningstar Farms is a wholly owned subsiderary of Kellogs. I can feel myself on the road to Wellville already... dannyboy 2:41 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Dear Lord, vegetarian pepperoni is not a good idea. Thursday, March 06, 2003 dannyboy 2:10 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment That includes my car. It gave up the ghost tonight. Well, it struggled and moaned, and then it went silent. So much for my plans of shuttling visiting film festival guests around the city tomorrow. Tuesday, March 04, 2003 dannyboy 10:54 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment All I can hear is quiet Monday, March 03, 2003 dannyboy 12:14 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment This has been linked like crazy recently, and is actually down right now, but 20Q.net is a fun neural net/twenty questions partner. It's surprisingly accurate—that is, unless you get cheeky with it. It had difficulty guessing only one of my objects: "condom." It couldn't guess within 20 questions, offered "rubber" and then after accosting me further, guessed "condor." I wrote to the people in charge, thinking it might be a typo, and received this: "It is amazing how many people, when asked to think of an object, look between there [sic.] legs." Ouch! So that's what a rap on the knuckles feels like over email. "The game is available on the open Internet and is played by a wide range of people from pre-schoolers to seniors." Apparently, there are "PG" and "R" rated versions of the game, and I was on the kid-safe version. But the true discovery here is not my dirty, dirty mind; rather that there are CHILDREN on the INTER-WEB!! Blimey, and seniors too! God save the precious (and old) ones from my filthy, sinful mind... bwah!! Boobies!! Aaaah!

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