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Fuzzysquid career downloads about delicious photos	/ Main As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!” “What was it, Sir?” said Flask. “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.” Moby-Dick, 1851
	NEWS 3-17-09 No one reads this column Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried. 4-21-08 Archives Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out. 1-18-08 new iPhone icon Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it. 1-14-05 LJ images Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!) 4-02-04 FURL Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster. LINKS SQUID STUFF TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people. PEOPLE I KNOW Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.	BLAG read the archive Wednesday, July 31, 2002 dannyboy 9:58 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment "Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!" -Captain Haddock be sure to check out the Tintin site, where you can hear the good captain curse, en français. dannyboy 8:48 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Deine Oma hat Hängetitten! swearing is fun and swearing in german, doubly so. Tuesday, July 30, 2002 dannyboy 8:15 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment yesterday while updating my address book at work i realized i needed to remove one of the names because he was STABBED TO DEATH AFTER ATTACKING A BUS DRIVER two months ago. Sunday, July 28, 2002 dannyboy 8:04 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i'm sure someone's said it before, but i'll say it too—our lives are like movies, in that continuity is an illusion. 24 frames per second on celluloid; it only works if our memory of each picture immediately preceding persists. people who forget, are typically blissful, but perhaps always on the verge of something horrible. last night i dreamed that i had stumbled into a forgotten cache of half-eaten snack foods. but they were very unusual snack foods. (e.g., filled tacos in the shape of large fortune cookies) i knew that they were very old, but apparently they were ok to eat, as the expiration date on everything was in the year 3000. dannyboy 12:18 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ?You have to begin to lose your memory, if only in bits and pieces, to realise that memory is what makes our lives. Life without memory is no life at all... Our memory is our coherence, our reason, our feeling, even our action. Without it, we are nothing... (I can only wait for the final amnesia, the one that can erase and entire life, as it did my mother's...)? —Luis Buñuel so why is it then that i wish to forget everything that's happened to me? Wednesday, July 24, 2002 dannyboy 7:08 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment classic macintosh startup chimes (chimes of death, as well). ah, the memories. dannyboy 6:54 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment well, we're all doomed (again). this time, it'll be Feb 2019. Ohh... but I wanna be crushed now! as jay says, "i wish it would just hurry up and end our misery already." personally, i can't wait for all that armageddon lovin' dannyboy 8:08 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i like riddles. Monday, July 22, 2002 dannyboy 2:27 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment once again, sloppy squid reporting from CNN. any marine biologist worth his salt can tell you giant squid don't eat (sperm) whales, it's the other way around... Sunday, July 21, 2002 dannyboy 1:45 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment lisa being weird must... stay... awake... Saturday, July 20, 2002 dannyboy 10:02 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment thank god for little rubber feet. Friday, July 19, 2002 dannyboy 11:57 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment giant squid. that FLY. you can own the 90-ft kite for only $4K. the fellow's got quite the odd assortment of large animal kites (trilobyte? fugu?). Thursday, July 18, 2002 dannyboy 4:15 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i went to the apple store in soho today, and who else but steve "give me $100/yr" jobs was present for the grand opening. but of course i didn't have my camera with me. i'm proud to report he looks like an even bigger jerk in person. there wasn't anything special about the store, other than the hundreds of people packed in there. the oft-mentioned all-glass staircase elicited a mere "meh" from me. damn but i want the new iPod. dannyboy 1:33 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment true porn clerk stories. a mix of the hilarious and the creepy, with surprising bits of insight. makes me wonder what would've happened if all those porno jobs i applied to (producing, not acting. ahem) actually got back to me. Tuesday, July 16, 2002 dannyboy 5:46 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment the house (otherwise known as the stupid place) voted with an overwhelming majority on monday to create a new punishment of life imprisonment for "malicious hackers." riight. so the 14 yr old geek-savant gets life, and how many years do crooked CEOs get? oh, don't worry, that comes along with a nice big side of no-more-due-process. welcome to the land of the free. Monday, July 15, 2002 dannyboy 7:46 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment hmm. looks like someone already said it. Saturday, July 13, 2002 dannyboy 9:52 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment how did man cook before lighter fluid? now that's a fire Friday, July 12, 2002 dannyboy 11:54 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment dannyboy 11:46 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i had a dream this morning in the 10 minutes between the time i hit snooze and the 5th time my alarm went off. in my dream i was in a summer camp (though i have never been to a summer camp) taking a shower in the communal bathroom, but i couldn't stay awake. there were several attractive women also bathing, and i probably would've been embarrassed if i didn't keep falling asleep. obviously, i was late for work this morning. Malb 6:57 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment wait, marie has a dog. hmmm...wouldn't it be fun to put dan's cat and marie's dog together in the same room. dog getting it's @$$ kicked by a cat. awesome!! Thursday, July 11, 2002 dannyboy 7:45 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment marie's "dog" jordan, the pooping / humping machine. dannyboy 9:51 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment wired's eulogy for gene. Wednesday, July 10, 2002 dannyboy 5:58 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment gene kan, gnutella developer, died. why? Monday, July 08, 2002 dannyboy 8:57 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment when i was 10 i took out a book from the library that was a step by step guide to drawing. on one of the pages was an illustration of a "melan-collie," which looked like a mopey version of lassie. best drawing evar. Sunday, July 07, 2002 dannyboy 9:51 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment joe pointing at julie's boob julie supporting the weight of my head getting... ...dizzy Saturday, July 06, 2002 dannyboy 11:57 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i had an unsettling dream last night that i'd rather not remember. monuments from the past. everyone, everyone seems selfish to me today. dannyboy 11:52 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ... Tuesday, July 02, 2002 dannyboy 8:21 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment loriloo went crazy and updated her site with two months worth of photos. (now you can see just how good her seats at the world cup were. lucky ducky.) worth the wait, needless to say. dannyboy 8:16 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment julie has always been an unusually good friend, doting over me in my times of need (and only with just the slightest bit of solicitation), near to my heart and dear as the apple of my eye. did i mention she's hot? dannyboy 1:36 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment dannyboy 1:33 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i don't want to know anything about anything. again. i'm in one of those moods where i'm angry at the world for things that i can't change. am i alone in this? my desire to disconnect from what everyone's saying? i don't want to watch any more tv, or read the "news", or surf anyone's blog. the mainstream and the "alternative" are both worthless. they're all selling something i'm not least bit interested in. god! how is it that i want to be stimulated more than anything else, but i loathe the majority of the content and ideas out there? or lack of, perhaps. Malb 1:05 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment the goonies reunion Monday, July 01, 2002 dannyboy 7:07 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment remember that trip i took to DC in the beginning of march? i stayed with fletcher, and the last night i was there i left a half-full bottle of beer in his bedroom. he still hasn't thrown that out. now that's the kind of slovenry you can be proud of!

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