Wednesday, October 31, 2001
dannyboy 11:48 PM
okay, so i'm thinking about getting a game boy (advance)... so i need to know, who's got a gameboy (old or new), and more importantly... who's got pokemon! there's no point if i'm playing by myself. i think we all need to get a GBA so we can play pokemon and mario kart.
Monday, October 29, 2001
dannyboy 1:25 PM
note to self: next time my barber asks me if i want a shave with a straight razor, say 'no.' funny thing actually, he used to cut mike piazza's hair when he was a punk teenager... seriously, i saw photos...
eito 12:45 PM
uh... flight attendants on US carriers were never attractive in the first place.
that is, unless you think 40+ year old wrinkly, white women wearing too much makeup is attractive.
now if you want to experience nice eye candy, i recommend (in no particular order):
japan airlines, china airlines, and singapore airlines
asian airlines usually discourage their female flight attendants from working past the age of 30.
Sunday, October 28, 2001
dannyboy 9:03 PM
oh and FYI... the era of attractive flight attendants is SO over.
dannyboy 6:57 PM
I HATE FLYING!!! i had to sit in a full row (i think it was the only full row on my flight) next to woman who made this snorting noise when she breathed. it took all the self control i had to resist from screaming at her to blow her damn nose. its hard to have positive feelings for humanity when you have to fly coach...
Wednesday, October 24, 2001
dannyboy 2:33 PM
so i was wandering around san francisco this weekend doing the open studios thing, and saw a building with a company name that sounded familiar. i realized later that i knew the name because i had sent a resume in a month ago. punchline: the space was vacant, and there was grafitti on the windows. guess thats why they never got back to me... stupid economy.
Monday, October 22, 2001
dannyboy 4:19 PM
went to the beach today and read "The Search for the Giant Squid."
Friday, October 19, 2001
dannyboy 11:51 AM
i'm at newark internatonal, using the "free" internet station. i'm pretty sure they weren't here the last time i was... although the last time i was here it wasn't necessary to arrive 3 hours ahead of schedule. i'm also happy to report that these internet stations seem to be nicer than the ones in denver. SUCK IT DENVER! and i only find it slightly disconcerting that i'm on the same flight as the one that was hijacked. at least it won't be a crowded flight. i can't say the same however, for the bar in this terminal...
Malb 10:09 AM
finally got back my phone this week...makes me feel so much better too bad i got only 4 voicemails...have of them from lisa ...grrreat thanks jen...you stink
but on a good note..i saw a trailer of the "royal tenebaums" movie from the creator of "rushmore" wes anderson and owen wilson... pretty funny....and a cool cast w/ ben stiller, gweneth "500 lb. paltrow and luke wilson as siblings
awesome... [inky's note: DAMNIT BENNY i'm tired of going in and manually reformatting your stupid posts! learn to type JERK!]
Thursday, October 18, 2001
dannyboy 9:56 PM
ozzie + conan = awesome. (has anyone else noticed that cute half-asian chick on conan's staff?)
Wednesday, October 17, 2001
dannyboy 7:29 PM
no one wants to chat with you on IM? talk to the bots, or just IM "SmarterChild" and see what he's got to say. and avoid "YourDigitalBuddy" all that jerk wants to do is to sell you a pentium 4...
Tuesday, October 16, 2001
dannyboy 10:28 AM
dum-bas'tic adj: having the qualities of a bombastic dumb-ass. usage: "Have you seen Andrew's IM profile? That dumbastic f00. Lets go kick his ass."
Monday, October 15, 2001
eito 8:22 PM
check out my brother's profile. (he's even got a japanese name, just like me.)
*sniff* i've taught him well...
hmm... maybe a little too well.
Name: Andrew (Miko-san)
Home: From the smelly stench of Staten Island to the icy cold tundra of Binghamton University.
Skills: The Art of finding free food, the Secret of power napping and the Ability to sleep through any annoying alarm/people.
Weaknesses: Classes, work and girls.
Hopes: I hope.. no I pray that I will get through college with no criminal record.
For additional information, im me.. any hot girls must go through Shelly first, for she is my skank filter.
Place Aux Dames- I make room for girls
Ne Cede Malis- Yield not to misfortunes
"Making love is a mental illness that wastes time and energy."
-Chinese Communist Party Slogan
...this is why I'm taiwanese ^_^
The most commom form of marriage proposal... "YOU'RE WHAT?!?"
Its 11:16:34 PM, Do you know where your children are?
-Getting drunk, getting laid and smoking forests.. Welcome to College
dannyboy 3:46 PM
:OIJ@##!@! damnit! i went to the museum again this weekend (AMNH), and saw another giant beast of myth and lore, the wooly mammoth! (or a stuffed version thereof) and i thought, hey, that might be a great companion for inky... but noooo! some jerk already has woolymammoth.com. in fact, those same jerks have had that domain since 1999. but have they DONE anything with it? nooo! for two years they've squatted on a perfectly good domain. and would you like to know the identity of the abovementionedjerks? ARCTIC IVORY, of Fairbank AK. WHAT THE HELL! those bastards! don't even get me started on who has giantsquid.com...
dannyboy 10:55 AM
"fuzzyfish?"oh yes. looks like fuzzysquid has another lawsuit on its hands.
eito 10:19 AM
the "jedi knight" religion is okay...
but "the church of free love", now that's awesome...
can they do that dan?
Saturday, October 13, 2001
dannyboy 9:19 PM
ok, what the HELL is going on. i get home tonight and turn on the tele... seattle is losing to cleveland, 17-2! SEVENFRIGGINTEEEN to TWO. this is the team that made it to the playoffs 349 and 1/2 games ahead! and the yankees almost get eliminated by the wildcard?! what the hell is going on here?! is this bizarro world?? up is down! down is up! day is night! aaaaaahH!
Friday, October 12, 2001
dannyboy 11:51 AM
you've all probably heard already, but due to the enormous amount of people who wrote in on the last census, the 2001 UK census will officially list "Jedi Knight" as a religion. awesome.
Wednesday, October 10, 2001
dannyboy 11:06 PM
you "wet" your phone? i don't even want to know how...
Malb 5:29 PM
dammit, i wet my phone and now it won't turn on don't worry, i won't be getting a new super expensive anytime soon it's still warranteed.... gosh, i've only had the phone for 3 months crap my september phone bill was over $70...stupid verizon charges me when i call my voicemail... so that how the earn their money "damn yuz verizon... damn yuz all to hell"!!! TM
to the cat: hello, mr. bigglesworth...how are u today?? would you like me to scratch behind your ears... stop looking at the red light...it's just freakin' victor playin' w/ his pen again..
Tuesday, October 09, 2001
dannyboy 11:22 PM
i can always count on the onion for a laff. be sure to check out last week's edition, where they have comprehensive coverage of recent events.
Sunday, October 07, 2001
dannyboy 11:26 PM
she's pure evil.
Saturday, October 06, 2001
dannyboy 9:22 PM
this is getting tremendously sad. ever since i got DSL two days ago i've been sitting here jacked into the net non-stop. my brain hurts but i can't tear myself away. i think i'm going to try and get some sun tomorrow...
Thursday, October 04, 2001
dannyboy 4:56 PM
GOD I HATE VERIZON SO DAMN MUCH. nevertheless, i now have DSL. i'm back online!
Monday, October 01, 2001
dannyboy 6:48 PM
ok. i was reading a job posting for a web designer with 7 years of experience. SEVEN years. who the hell has been doing web design for SEVEN years?! do you REMEMBER what the web looked like in 94? i was browsing the web TEXT ONLY on a unix station at stuy with Lynx! the best part about it was, this wasn't a senior position. the old economy is back, kids.