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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Saturday, September 29, 2001
dannyboy 9:38 AM (0)



sweet merciful crap, my dad is uttering mindlessly, just like my grandma. OK i need to get the HELL out of this house.

Friday, September 28, 2001
dannyboy 1:07 AM (0)



my dad gave up on cooking a week ago and we've been eating take-out ever since. i got so sick of it i actually went out and bought a salad for lunch today. i can FEEL myself getting malnourished...

Thursday, September 27, 2001
dannyboy 2:07 PM (0)



you know, now that i think about it, voting was really confusing. (tues. was my first time in a booth; for the last election i was an absentee) i was there to vote in the democratic primary, but i guess i also had the option to vote in the republican primary? that's not right, is it? see, its not just a hardware problem with the machines (the one they used was the lever pulling types), its that there aren't any procedural instructions. i'm waiting for the day when all voting is done online. oh, and i'm still upset that i wasn't able to auction my vote on the web this year...

Tuesday, September 25, 2001
dannyboy 9:56 AM (0)



i voted this morning, at p.s. 69, the school i went to 12 years ago. its still pretty much the same. and this whole business about people wanting rudy to take a third term is ridiculous. term limits are a GOOD thing. you didn't see me complain about wanting to vote for clinton in the last election...

Monday, September 24, 2001
dannyboy 11:32 PM (0)



it started raining all of a sudden tonight. and the wind's blowing through the house like crazy. maybe it'll blow all this crap out of here.

Friday, September 21, 2001
eito 6:35 AM (0)



dude... this is really kinda scary that people are still comparing the attacks to pearl harbor. ... if america's final response to pearl harbor was the atomic bomb, then we wonder what our 'very competent leaders' have in mind as a reponse to these attacks be... [an eye for an eye leads the entire world blind] very appropriately, i saw this on a sign which called for a non-violent resolution...

Tuesday, September 18, 2001
dannyboy 11:42 PM (0)



cnn has an article about digital privacy concerns in the wake of the attack. This is exactly what I was afraid of. This past thursday night, the Senate passed a disturbing bill that makes it even easier for our civil rights to be violated. "I guess Michael Jackson was right; 'you are not alone'." links courtesy of news.blogger.com, it helps you link and comment news stories to your blog.

dannyboy 9:21 PM (0)



dkuo: you know, i want not to lose any hair only because i want to have lots of crazy white hair when i'm old dkuo: so people will know just by looking at me that i'm crazy Aingealis: heheh Aingealis: that's very sexy dkuo: yeah baby Aingealis: mad scientist hair Aingealis: man, i'd like to run my fingers through that

Malb 4:53 PM (0)


yes, it's finally here!!! today Shaolin Soccer was released...and i bought the DVD!! it's gonna be awesome!! say it with me..awesome!! hopefully, a bunch of us will be able to view it.....so people come back for thanksgiving....and that meaning the tams so we can use your dvd player.......WOOOO HOOOO!!!

Monday, September 17, 2001
dannyboy 9:48 PM (0)



well. i finally did it. i ordered DSL. the really unfortunate thing is that it won't be installed unti oct. 15... and hopefully i'll have a job and moved out by then. but i've been saying that for three months. sigh...

Friday, September 14, 2001
dannyboy 11:40 AM (0)



there doesn't seem to be much more to say, despite what the mainstream news thinks (for alternate, more personal accounts, check some of the links at the main blogger page). to get a more objective point of view, i've been watching foreign newscasts, as ann suggested, which has been really interesting. i guess its going to take time before things get anywhere close to normal. but until then, i'm really not sure what to do...

Tuesday, September 11, 2001
rurouni 11:24 AM (0)



wassup guys. just wanted to say that i'm thankful that all y'all seem to be safe and doing well. thanks God. i'm praying for everybody and their family anyways. my school sux and i'm supposed to go to class in an hour still...insensitive pricks.

dannyboy 10:51 AM (0)


the most disturbing part of everything that has happened this morning is the speed and audacity with which the network media has co-opted and branded our suffering. a giant, garishly colored "ATTACK ON AMERICA" on top of video loops of the buildings blowing up. thank you for your compassion, NBC.

Sunday, September 09, 2001
dannyboy 10:06 AM (0)



SWEET MERFICUL CRAP! i'm getting spam at my e-mail address! YOU MANIACS! DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!

dannyboy 9:59 AM (0)


so my mom left the other night for taiwan. she's going to be gone for a month. i don't know what the hell is going to happen, since its just me and my dad in the house now. its like my own personal survivor. i'm going to have to compete with the cat for food. actually, it won't be so bad i think... the last month or so my mom's been kind of not getting the job done anyway, in terms of making dinner. things just hadn't been up to her normal standards. maybe this trip to the old country will do her good.

Saturday, September 08, 2001
ticklemyfuzzysquid 11:17 AM (0)



damn i loook HOT in the movie!!!!!

Thursday, September 06, 2001
dannyboy 11:59 PM (0)



i love amazon.com so damn much. i don't know what i'd do without it. die probably. (read the customer reviews)

dannyboy 11:43 PM (0)


okay this week's homework assignment: find me a place that'll make lots of cheap color stickers. i want to plaster the city with images of inky. INKY THE SQUID HAS A POSSE

dannyboy 1:22 PM (0)


finally, a sexy computer voice that can pronounce my name.

Wednesday, September 05, 2001
dannyboy 12:01 AM (0)



you didn't tell me alex was in the movie

Tuesday, September 04, 2001
dannyboy 9:35 AM (0)



i'm in the denver airport AGAIN. flying sucks big hairy donkey balls

Saturday, September 01, 2001
Malb 4:52 PM (0)



of all the chinese movies that have come out of hong kong this year, this has got to be the best one by far. i present to you from the creator of "god of cookery" stephen chow's shaolin soccer. i saw a bootleg of the movie this weekend and can't wait 'til it comes out on DVD. yes, it is that damn good!! i'm sure each one of you would want a copy of it also...

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