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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Tuesday, July 31, 2001
rurouni 12:12 PM (0)



Ok, so who wants to go to a bbq at my house on saturday? Special event for the supporters of fuzzysquid! Basically whoever brings a grill and food is welcome =) Oh, but you hafta put on some pants, sorry daniel...

Monday, July 30, 2001
dannyboy 4:08 PM (0)



i haven't been writing on the blog lately because i've been too busy sitting around my house in my underwear. thank you come again.

Saturday, July 21, 2001
dannyboy 9:59 PM (0)



"If you're so evil, why don't you... EAT THIS KITTEN!!" (meow?) "No way, Mister... that's just WRONG!"

Wednesday, July 18, 2001
dannyboy 11:17 PM (0)



so i got up this morning and fired up the laptop in bed because today is the big day. except only someone forgot to tell steve jobs that. damn, i'm glad i decided not to get a conference pass ahead of time... cus there's NOTHING TO SEE! i bet the tradeshow swag sucks this year too.

dannyboy 11:10 PM (0)


the more you get to know someone, the more seperate from everyone you feel.

Sunday, July 15, 2001
dannyboy 10:49 PM (0)



man i miss school. that's how i got all that stuff done for fuzzysquid... i procrastinated on work. i have nothing to do now, so i can't procrastinate!

Thursday, July 12, 2001
dannyboy 10:51 PM (0)



pfft. assuming your references check out. don't even get me started on the whole e-conomic collapse. damnit, this was suppose to be MY TIME baby. when we showed those damn oldies! now its back to: associate-junior-assistant-due-paying-sonuva-f:R$H@*OI$Y

Wednesday, July 11, 2001
rurouni 9:41 PM (0)



whoo..i'm part of fuzzysquid! real work sux..so maybe i'll quit my corporate job at JPMorgan and work for d-boy for free all summer! hehe..i'm actually half serious here. i wish the startup industry hadn't ended so soon else i'd totally start my own too.

wino 8:03 PM (0)


"you are young, there is nothing that says you have to be working now or that says you need just one girlfriend.... have fun!"

dannyboy 7:39 PM (0)


okay okay, i've gotta figure out the shirts, the titles and the cards. the cards that i got were self promotional--they weren't fuzzysquid ink. cards. those we need to decide a standard design for, and order them individually from that place that'll give you 500 for "free" ($5.95 S&H). oh, and we'll need to figure out titles to put on the cards. as for the shirts, i guess i'm going to get rid of the "three piece calamari" shirt and add a white version of the "wanna see my fuzzysquid" shirt. i haven't ordered them yet, so if you want to get in on a group order and save on shipping, let me know.

ticklemyfuzzysquid 7:26 AM (0)


and there is NOTHING wrong with the size of my head its all proportional to my body (i'd describe myself like a snowman)... look at sam now HE is disproportional.. who has ever heard of being able to touch your toes while standing against the wall. ..... thats freaky!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh how i miss thee, blog.

ticklemyfuzzysquid 7:22 AM (0)


so daniel whats my title???? and how many of the cards are mine. i'm ready to distribute to the NJ offices.

ticklemyfuzzysquid 7:21 AM (0)


to comment on the action figure thingy. its all about living in the fantasy world: its kinda like being in a relationship thinking that you are the man of the relationship and you wear the pants (victor) ... its about what you THINK .... not what you ACTUALLY are...........

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
dannyboy 11:14 PM (0)



wow. its been a long time since i've seen a cockroach.

Monday, July 09, 2001
dannyboy 10:07 PM (0)



picked up the business cards today. i was happy for all of 30 mins., until i showed some people and got a really... shitty response. sigh. which has made me think about a whole lot of things that are probably too internal and boring to post. it sucks to seek approval from people (who really don't have much to do with your life) and not get it. what a horrible legacy, to have your only influence on someone be a tearing down, and not a building up. on the brighter side, due to an error on my printer's part, i got 500 cards for the price of 250. yay.

Sunday, July 08, 2001
dannyboy 10:49 PM (0)



oh, and i've got callouses again. so basically... we've got a lot of guitar players in our "band," no bass player, no drummer (unless you count mrs. tam), no keyboardist, no dj. AND most importantly, none of us can rap.

Saturday, July 07, 2001
dannyboy 11:20 PM (0)



ok... well. someone get a quote from the action figure people. we'll do a set. and heck, all we really need are the heads and bodies... we can make the costumes ourselves. i mean, i doubt that they'd be able to make me a pimpbot5000 suit.

Tuesday, July 03, 2001
VML 11:44 PM (0)



Hey it's about what they THINK they look like..... not what they ACTUALLY are.......

dannyboy 11:00 AM (0)


okay, that's pretty cool but... it doesn't seem like they have customized bodies. what about samuel? or alex?? there's no way their heads are going to look right on those g.i.joe bodies

Monday, July 02, 2001
VML 1:26 PM (0)



Become an action figure!!!!!

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