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As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!”
      “What was it, Sir?” said Flask.
      “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.”

Moby-Dick, 1851


3-17-09  No one reads this column
Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried.

4-21-08  Archives
Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out.

1-18-08  new iPhone icon
Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it.

1-14-05  LJ images
Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!)

4-02-04  FURL
Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster.



  1. TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable.
  2. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale.
  3. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people.


  4. Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here.
  5. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site.
  6. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom.
  7. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging.
  8. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain.
  9. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.
BLAG  read the archive

Tuesday, May 29, 2001
dannyboy 11:19 PM (0)



i just watched my cat hunt down and corner a silverfish in the basement... and EAT IT. good lord. i'm half impressed and half horrified. (she likes to lick me) and i guess i'm going to assume it's a she, since i haven't been able to find a hoo-ha.

Monday, May 28, 2001
dannyboy 9:58 AM (0)



so i've been in san francisco for three days now. would've posted but i've been having a good time... got in friday night, went wine tasting saturday, saw a movie and made dinner with toasty last night. got up this morning feeling melancholic. i'm leaving tonight. returning to face the real world i suppose. in which i'm an unemployed recent grad who's having a lot of trouble leaving college behind. BLEH. i've been dreaming a lot about schooly lately. still can't believe it's over... this damned life needs to slow the hell down.

Wednesday, May 23, 2001
crazy SPam 8:59 PM (0)



hmm..it's kinda dead here huh....hehehe. =)

dannyboy 8:53 PM (0)


i hate moving

dannyboy 11:08 AM (0)


i hate my bank.

Friday, May 18, 2001
dannyboy 12:34 AM (0)



absolutely amazing. make sure you check out the screenshots at the bottom.

Wednesday, May 16, 2001
dannyboy 1:32 PM (0)



I'm in the process of consolidating this site with the "official career website" and moving it to a new host... No more invisible frame redirects! AND I'll have a few POP3 accounts! So if you're interested in obtaining a much-sought-after fuzzysquid.com email address (REAL ones, not aliases!), you can contact me about becoming a sponsor.

Wednesday, May 09, 2001
dannyboy 5:34 PM (0)



we had our senior slideshow today. it was fun, but also really depressing... for a multitude of reasons. you're never who you think you are.

toast 5:30 PM (0)


need help remembering your phone number?

dannyboy 5:29 PM (0)


instant wallpaper machine

Monday, May 07, 2001
eito 2:06 PM (0)



i pass onto you the final words to the class of 1999 from rev. peter gomes at senior class chapel (one of commencement's traditions); the inimitable doctor gomes took no prisoners as he began: "you are going to be sent out here for good, most of you aren't ready to go. the president is about to bid you into the fellowship of educated men and women and.... you know, just - how - dumb - you - really - are!" "and worse than that, the world - and your parents in particular - are going to expect that you will be among the brightest and best. but you know that you no longer fool all the people even some of the time. by noontime today, you will be out of here. by tomorrow, you will be history. by saturday, you will be toast. that's a fact - no exceptions, no extensions. " "[nevertheless, there is reason for hope, doctor gomes promised.] the future is god's gift to you. god will not let you stumble or fall. god has not brought you this far to this place to abandon you or leave you here alone and afraid. the god of israel never stumbles, never sleeps, never goes on sabbatical. thus, my beloved and bewildered young friends, do not be afraid..." (he continues by tying this into the story of the woman at the well, anyone who wants to hear the rest of it, can email me and i'll try my best to paraphrase what he said...)

dannyboy 10:57 AM (0)


It's gotta be at least 100 yards from the nearest street where she could've entered. Awesome.

Saturday, May 05, 2001
dannyboy 11:37 PM (0)




Wednesday, May 02, 2001
dannyboy 11:17 PM (0)



my life is pretty f'd up. i want to restart it. did you ever play that game X-Men for genesis? at the end of one of the levels you got to this computer that was all mixed up because of a virus, and the way you fixed it was you had to reset it. but you literally had to reach out and touch the reset button on the console itself. now that was a bad ass game.

Tuesday, May 01, 2001
dannyboy 11:36 PM (0)



i don't want no jibba jabba from you foo! you can't run from me sucka! my van is helluva fast!

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