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Fuzzysquid career downloads about delicious photos	/ Main As with a low sucking sound it slowly disappeared again, Starbuck still gazing at the agitated waters where it had sunk, with a wild voice exclaimed—“Almost rather I had seen Moby Dick and fought him, than to have seen thee, thou white ghost!” “What was it, Sir?” said Flask. “The great live squid, which, they say, few whale-ships ever beheld and returned to their ports to tell of it.” Moby-Dick, 1851
	NEWS 3-17-09 No one reads this column Guys, FURL sucks. It has sucked for years, and I'm sorry I've been using it. I have switched over to delicious; I would have done this much sooner, but they made it really difficult the last time I tried. 4-21-08 Archives Uhmm, apparently archives haven't really been working since late 2006. THANX for the heads up guys! They are temporarily fixed, and will stay temporarily fixed until I migrate to new software/layout. I have said some hilarious things in the last 7 years, that future generations will feel lucky I preserved. Go check them out. 1-18-08 new iPhone icon Woah, it's been 3 years since the last news update! Fuzzysquid now has a webclips icon for your iPhone! It'll automagically show up when you add FS to your home screen. Atom and RSS feeds have been available for a few years now, but I never made special mention of it. 1-14-05 LJ images Since it seems to be popular, and it's been linked in a lot of different places besides here, I've decided to post the LJ Images page. At least in the news, at least for now. It's also getting some Google ads because you LiveJournal people are sucking up all my bandwidth (35% for that one page!) 4-02-04 FURL Check out what I've been browsing: FURL.net bookmark archive. Not much commentary, relevance, or sequitur—but it's what's keeping this blog from turning into a meme dumpster. LINKS SQUID STUFF TONMO - The Octopus News Magazine Online. Invaluable. Angrywhale - Meet Leonard. He's an angry sort of whale. The Squid Blog - From the Laughing Squid people. PEOPLE I KNOW Moxyberry - Where the cousin is at. Her bookmarks here. Cranky User - Brian's bookmarks. Updated, unlike his site. Rosenstock - Her other ride is your mom. Lauren - Wet Hot Singaporean Blogging. Universal Donor - Like the prime number shitting bear, but with terrible back pain. Olivia - Who receives special dispensation from our usual policies.	BLAG read the archive Monday, April 30, 2001 dannyboy 2:53 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment erm, mb you guys should try to meet women in person... instead of on my... website. (is patheti-sad a word?) and friggin alex, BUY A SHIRT. i guarantee it will help your game at least 150%. dannyboy 2:49 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment whatever eddie. you don't need a girlfriend. your sacks of money will keep you warm at night. eito 8:31 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment slow down there zippy... this meeting place is for singles only; from what i hear, don't you have a girlfriend already, ticklemyfuzzysquid?!?! and NO you can't have two girlfriends until everyone else has at least one... ---------------- i'm working and don't eat chinese take out anymore, so who wants me to be their sugar daddy? i ALSO like long strolls IN the park and CANDLELIGHT dinners under the MOON'S radient glow. (for all who don't know already ticklemyfuzzysquid is the engineer....) Sunday, April 29, 2001 eizan 7:35 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment yo man, don't diss trance. unless its that blah blah that all the strange blah blah listen to that makes your ears blah and your stomach blah. ambient d&b and blah psytrance blah the bla[unintelligble; deleted -dkuo] Saturday, April 28, 2001 dannyboy 3:09 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment okay, i'm just pissed cus i answered a tricky question on the mcdonald's millionaire game thing, and all i won was "SM FRY" dannyboy 3:07 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU PEOPLE (JEN) -- FILL IN A NICKNAME!! IF YOU DON'T THE POSTS ARE ANONYMOUS! jen 12:14 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment so..i've been catching up on the posts..and saw the diss on architects. we are not the stupid ones. we take the same classes as you engineers, structures and crap...and know how to use it AND make it look "nice and aesthetic". Friday, April 27, 2001 ticklemyfuzzysquid 10:18 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment blogger = dannyboy's meeting ground for the single hey BABY! How u doin'??? i like long strolls through the park and candle lit dinners under the moons radient glow. wino 8:44 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment so.. eito, you like my cooking, eh? You should see some of my other skills. Wendy 1:36 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment buon giorno and happy friday. yes...i enjoyed a pleasant "roman holiday" (ref: Audrey Hepburn movie)...two weeks ago. since then, i've been following the web posts w/ amusement. ciao. dannyboy 10:11 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment what the hell! she's in ITALY?? how come no one tells me these things?? why is everyone out of the country?! "we are the ones that tell the architect their stupid!" yes. i see... anyway, my point holds true; you guys don't care that i've figured out the meaning of life, AND that unlike YOUR theories, mine doesn't require the world to be made of marshmallow and taco-flavored beef. my brain = much bigger than yours eito 5:20 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment he's not an architect; he's a deSiGnEr... ...but designers are still dumber than VCs, but smarter than rutgers civil engineers though... hahaha... [and stop calling wendy' name... she in italy on vacation right now, stupid...] Thursday, April 26, 2001 ticklemyfuzzysquid 11:53 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment whats with the shot at civil engineers???????? wheres the respect for the MOST important people in the world! we are the ones that tell the architect their stupid! geeeeez i mean we (civil engineers) could all be architects! now that would be a sad sad world. because stupid architects think that because it looks nice and aesthetic on paper that its possible to build how naive!!!!! dannyboy 12:27 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment so anyway, i've been reading a lot of these books on physics and whatnot, and watching a lot of Nova... and i had an epiphany a few days ago... i've got a new working theory about life and the universe. but i'm pretty sure you guys aren't interested. stupid venture capitalist civil engineering goons. WHERE'S WENDY?? dannyboy 12:17 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment btw: i had to go into her post and strip the LF's, AND publish it for her. so she can read and cook anyway. actually, i don't think she reads either, or else i would've caught hell from all the misogynistic posting i've been doing. so she can cook. and drink (she likes the sauce). but that's what's important, no? dannyboy 10:39 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment down boy. this isn't a singles bar. eito 6:00 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment we now have a girl who can both read, write (on the website), and cook. nice. where did you hide the rest of the girls, king squid?!?! Wednesday, April 25, 2001 dannyboy 10:17 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment "You can substitute different wine, beer or even vodka for the wine." nice. wino 8:04 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Stir-Fried Spiced Bean Curd and Pork 1/4 pound lean fresh pork, finely ground 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 tablespoon Chinese rice wine or pale dry sherry 1/2 teaspoon sugar 1/4 teaspoon Szechwan peppercorns 3 tablespoons peanut oil or flavorless vegetable oil 4 pieces (3-inch square) fresh bean curd, about 1/2 inch thick 1 tablespoon brown-bean sauce 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon chopped, peeled fresh ginger root 2 scallion, white part only, finely chopped 1/4 cup chicken stock, fresh or canned 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons cornstarch dissolved in 1 tablespoon cold chicken stock or cold water 2 teaspoons sesame-seed oil PREPARE AHEAD: 1. In a bowl, combine the port, soy sauce, wine and sugar. With a spoon, mix them together well. 2. Set a small wok or 10-inch skillet over high heat and drop in the Szechwan peppercorns. Turn the heat to medium and cook, stirring constantly, for about 5 minutes, or until they are lightly browned. Then crush the peppercorns to a fine powder with a mortar and pestle or wrap them in a kitchen towel and crush them with a rolling pin. Shake through a strainer into a small bowl and set aside. 3. Have the oil, bean curd, bean sauce, cayenne pepper, ginger, scallions, chicken stock, salt, cornstarch mixture and sesame-seed oil within easy reach. TO COOK: Set a 12-inch wok or 10-inch skillet over high heat for 30 seconds. Pour in the 3 tablespoons of oil, swirl it about in the pan and heat for another 30 seconds, turning the heat down to moderate if the oil begins to smoke. Drop in the pork mixture and stir-fry for about 2 to 3 minutes, or until the pork is no longer pink. Add the bean curd, bean sauce, hot pepper, ginger, scallions, chicken stock and salt, and cook over moderate heat for 2 to 3 minutes. Give the cornstarch mixture a quick stir to recombine it and add it to the pan. Cook, stirring constantly, until the sauce is lightly thickened and clear. Then add the Szechwan pepper and sesame-seed oil, transfer the entire contents of the pan to a heated platter and serve at once. As a main course, this will serve 2. As a part of a Chinese meal, it will serve 2-4. Above is the receipt as given in the cookbook. I adopt as needed. I use the Chinese hot sauce in place of the Szechwan peppercorns, cayenne pepper and brown-bean sauce, about 2-3 tablespoons depending on how spicy do you want to make it. You can substitute different wine, beer or even vodka for the wine. You can use water instead of chicken stock. I normally combine the hot sauce, ginger powder, chicken stock/water and salt together in the small cup before hand; and corn starch in a separate bowl. Corn starch is important, but you do not have to have sesame seed oil. To cook, I put about 1/2 table spoon of hot sauce and chopped scallions in the heated oil and let it cook for about 30 seconds, be careful because it will splatter, than put in the pork. aingeal is 7:44 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ooo~ the squidshop's got new merchandise! and if you've ever got a leaky fast-food drink container that leaks all over your bedroom floor, you should consider buying a fuzzy mug! HAH, you're going to kill me. dannyboy 7:29 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ok its fixed! sorry about that. now go revel in the squidy goodness that is "white short sleeve t-shirt #1" ticklemyfuzzysquid 6:17 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment uh the zoom link on the first shirt is down! if i am gonna get a shirt i'm gonna have to be able to see it. this should be a numero uno on the priority list dannyboy 2:09 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ick. if you're ever tempted to take a swig out of a fast-food drink container that you've left on your bedroom floor overnight: don't. wax-lined paper cups are designed to have an effective working life of 4-6 hours. after that, the wax dissolves and the cup leaks. Tuesday, April 24, 2001 dannyboy 7:42 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment > Hey Dan, > > It's Jon - the guy who has Eddie's cigars at his house... heh heh > Just thought you might want to know that eddie was in awe of your t-shirts > but was too proud to buy one... so i picked up 2 - one for me and one for > him... > we're promoting the squid man! POWER TO THE SQUID!!! YES! CUSTOMERS!! i've been urged to complete the update to the squid store by this blessed event. two new items are now available! i've also taken out two that weren't moving. what was i thinking... baby doll shirts? (see previous post) so go check it out. there's a 30 day satisfaction guarantee on everything. "Extended warranty? How can I lose!" dannyboy 11:01 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment girls and technology don't mix. if god meant for chicks to understand computers, they'd be smarter than they are. i fear no reprisal; none of the girls i know read (the website). eito 9:16 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment why is it that only the guys are posting messages... where did you hide all the girls, king squid?!?! ticklemyfuzzysquid 9:11 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I only have 4 days left of school and THIS is when the professors want to give us work SONUVA&^#&@ $@%$@ $%#! crazy SPam 6:42 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment ok, i should be working...but instead i will post another meaningless post. there ya GO! =) eito 5:07 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment have no fear eddie is here... Monday, April 23, 2001 dannyboy 10:13 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I'm waiting for a call from a company I'm doing a phone interview with. They're 20 mins. late. I was a little nervous before, but now I'm just bored. =\| So something like 30 days until graduation. Unreal. I definitely wouldn't want to stay another year (haha-jen) because I think I've had enough, but I also feel like there's a lot I didn't get to do. Sunday, April 22, 2001 dannyboy 10:20 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment AChan41: i saw the site AChan41: on my roomies computer AChan41: its pretty funny dkuo: stickfighting? AChan41: yeah dkuo: the matrix part was a little much. would've been good a year ago though AChan41: it was still good dkuo: i've seen too much stuff like that AChan41: well mister big shot dkuo: me = better than you dkuo: yes AChan41: DAMN you!!!!! dkuo: i think i need to invite more people to the blog. people who actually write. AChan41: yeah dkuo: but, not stupid things. that's the hard part. AChan41: it'd be more fun AChan41: if there were more people AChan41: i dont think we know anyone that will write AChan41: though dkuo: yeah, but then it wouldn't be about ME and it has to be all about ME. dkuo: yeah you losers AChan41: i'm gonna have to steal some of that spot light dkuo: be literate for crapssake AChan41: huh AChan41: eh who the heck cares AChan41: i'm gonna talk in my ghetttttttttto jersey style dkuo: no no no dkuo: that's fine dkuo: but see dkuo: its okay to whine about your life AChan41: but then again u can alweays delete things dkuo: as long as you're not boring AChan41: ahahah dkuo: like: "i need a job, i hate school" -jen AChan41: it never boring hearing others AChan41: pain dkuo: its boring hearing jen dkuo: pfft. AChan41: yeah dkuo: why can't people be more interesting, like us? AChan41: really why cant they AChan41: boring world dkuo: the world is a boring place when you're as cool as we are. AChan41: YEha dkuo: we should post this on the site AChan41: DEfinitely AChan41: then everyone will know AChan41: how COOL we are AChan41: i need a girlfriend dkuo: omg dkuo: hahaha AChan41: so i dont have time for this AChan41: ok enough inflating my head tonight AChan41: i'm Bbbbbbbb BOUNCing AChan41: laters dkuo: terrific. don't hurt yourself AChan41: i wont ticklemyfuzzysquid 9:17 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment toes curl with delight! thats FUNNNY hur hur hur hyuck hyuck thats milk out drippin' from my nose funny thats a lmao on an IM thats a daniel squacking at canadian geese funny! jen 3:03 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment nothings up. school sucks. i need a job! Friday, April 20, 2001 karen 11:40 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment hi daniel, it's karen. just joined up and will have more interesting things to say later. toast 7:33 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment fuzzysquid makes my toes curl with delight ticklemyfuzzysquid 2:41 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment i'm sleepy must be all the stuyding i'm doing. ticklemyfuzzysquid 2:37 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I HATE SCHOOL I HATE SCHOOL w/ such passsion ticklemyfuzzysquid 2:35 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I should change my name to ticklemyGIANTfuzzysquid!!!!!!! ticklemyfuzzysquid 2:34 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment FINE i'm posting messages so that i can see myself blabbering on and on Thursday, April 19, 2001 dannyboy 5:40 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment if alex was a superhero, courtesy of heromachine. dannyboy 4:13 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment holy crap, yes http://games.sohu.com/fightgame/fight3.swf crazy SPam 7:42 AM (0) Comments: Post a Comment what the....dan, i'm confused....what does this site do? is this similar to the yahoo!groups thing? =P ok, me go back to doing work or something....bye for now!! sam ^-^ Wednesday, April 18, 2001 eizan 9:49 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA dannyboy 4:49 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment I'm having some truly strange problems with the server... What the hell? It's friggin 2001; where's my flying car?! Where's the robot monkey that's supposed to write all this code and fix the server for me? Sunday, April 15, 2001 dannyboy 6:32 PM (0) Comments: Post a Comment okay, i think I've got most of this figured out... almost ready for some users. this'll be a giant pain for sure when i leave CMU and have to rewrite all this crap for the next host. i'm starting to hate the web (again). i'm not even really looking for work in the sector anymore... not that i can find anyone who's in good enough shape to be hiring. i'm getting lots of GFY's... maybe i'll post some of the more bizzare ones when/if i finally get a job.

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