You are invited to take part in MOB, the project that creates an 
inexplicable mob of people in San Francisco for ten minutes or 
less. Please forward this to other people you know who might 
like to join. 

INSTRUCTIONS - MOB #1
Start time: Wednesday, July 16th, 6:27 pm 
Duration: 10 minutes 

(1) At some point during the day on July 16th, synchronize your 
watch to http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Pacific/d/-8/java.  

(2) By 6 PM, based on the month of your birth, please situate 
yourselves in the bars below. Buy a drink and act casual. If you 
are attending the MOB with friends, you may all meet in the same 
bar, so long as at least one of you has the correct birth month for 
that bar. January, February, March, April: Union Square Sports 
Bar near Powell and O'Farrell.  May, June, July, August: Gold 
Dust Lounge near Geary and Powell. September,October, 
November, December: Red's Corner at Ellis and Mason.

(3) Then or soon thereafter, a MOB representative will appear in 
the bar. He or she will pass around slips of paper with your 
instructions. Commit the instructions to memory and put the slip 
in your pocket. ONCE YOU ARE AT THE MOB SITE, NONE OF 
THESE SLIPS OF PAPER SHOULD BE VISIBLE. 

(4) Leave the bar and walk to the MOB site. If you arrive near the 
final MOB destination before 6:27, stall nearby. NO ONE 
SHOULD ARRIVE AT THE FINAL MOB DESTINATION UNTIL 
6:26.

(5) The MOB begins at the designated location at 6:27.

(6) At 6:37 you should disperse. NO ONE SHOULD REMAIN AT 
THE MOB SITE AFTER 6:39. 

(7) Return to what you would otherwise have been doing.

* * * * SPECIAL NOTE: We need FOUR VOLUNTEERS to assist 
in passing out instructions. Please reply only if:
(1) You will absolutely positively 100% be at the MOB and can be 
in the area by 5:30 on Wednesday.
(2) You are not a squealy.
(3) You are not concerned that passing out small slips of paper 
may harm your future chances to run for office.
(4) Your initials are not L.G. (you know who you are)

If you meet the above criteria and would like to volunteer, send a 
message with your cell phone number to 
mobproject@yahoo.com.

-The San Francisco Mob Project 
(writing credit to "Bill")